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#82044 - 01/28/05 08:29 PM
Cage would like to announce a trade
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Listen up yall, the cage has just completed a two site trade. Monkey has been on the phone with steph all day today and we reached an agreement. We have sent lurid 2.0, bjfan, the rights to swami and a future second rate poster to adt for jewel de nyle, adt watch guy and cash considerations. We were able to get some comments from the following
jewel de nyle: " well i was shocked to be honest, but i look forward to making the same insane inane rants i did for my old team and hope to make my pissy walk offs more dramatic then ever"
ADT watch guy: " (he puts down box of hello kitty watches wipes his brow) Well im not sure what to think right now, ive been so busy putting watches in alphabetical order of porn stars last names a year in advance that have to come with me to porn con 2006 when i got the call from steph. it is what it is i guess"
bjfan:" Im real excited about this trade, i can make the circle jerk become a reality, im pumped about my up coming (no pun intended) adt party, 8 men in a 2 bedroom motel in vegas is exactly what the doctor has ordered, (bjfan then unzips his pants and begins to pleasure himself in front of the male reporter explaining exactly what he is doing as he is in the act)
Lurid 20: Was mid stream talking about it when reporter and camera crew feel asleep, so all we have is footage of his feet and mumbling.
Edited by smelly monkey (01/28/05 08:36 PM)
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#82046 - 01/28/05 10:43 PM
Re: Cage would like to annouce a trade
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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jesus christ monkey... dont post my old high school photos without telling me first.
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#82047 - 01/29/05 01:36 AM
Re: Cage would like to announce a trade
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Lurid2.0 will be like the other three employees in the CBS Rathergate fiasco. One was fired outright, the other three asked to resign. They've yet to do it, instead they've hired lawyers, taped up their office doors and are refusing to go. We need to intervene and collect money so 2.0 can take a Dale Carnegie course. Or something.
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#82048 - 01/29/05 03:12 AM
Here's the Watchguy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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He's in this thread, on the 3rd page. If you read ahead of his post you can see someone named prophet trying to get her to mention the watch: Quote:
mjg4ever22
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Hey Teagen;
I saw her at the AVN EXPO and she was terrific! She was very nice!
I did give her a present!
It was a watch!
I hoped you liked it Teagen?
Mjg
Here's the thread: Watch Guy Conception
I can't sleep at all.
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#82049 - 01/29/05 08:29 AM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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First of all- funny ass thread Mr. Monkey  When is the trading deadline?  Bornyo- thanks for the link- now I can finally read what this guy actually wrote. Man I feel a little bad for the dude, judging from his writing style he seems to be not too comfortable with english as his primary language. And yet it is quite funny to actually be able to read it in all it's glory. ATTENTION TEAGEN how about an update on this watch. Why don't you thank the poor guy after he flys all the way to vegas from europe just to give you a watch. I know you will read this after you come here on your weekly jaunt to type in your name in the search engine to see what is said. How about addressing the watch issue once and for all- your fans want to know you love them
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#82050 - 01/29/05 09:21 AM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Obviously Jewel is the superstar of the deal, but adt watch guy was also a very important part and is what held the deal up for most of the day. But we came to an agreement and i felt we added to the cage and its family.
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#82051 - 01/29/05 03:39 PM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
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How are we going to afford Jewel's salary? I hope one of the posters owns an all-u-can eat buffet
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#82053 - 01/29/05 06:45 PM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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She can survive on Jizz
All right I'll start jerking off now and send my jar in at the end of the week. Will two gallons be enough? 
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#82055 - 01/29/05 07:57 PM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
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Turns out monkey didn't read the fine details of my contract. I have a "no trade" clause. And I veto the trade to adt.
I am now suing monkey for breach of contract as well as for copyright infringement for continuous posting of my cock and downloading pictures of my cock for his own masterbatory pleasures without my express written permission.
This goes to show you in contract law kids why a "poison pill" clause is so important.
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#82056 - 01/29/05 08:13 PM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Turns out monkey didn't read the fine details of my contract. I have a "no trade" clause. And I veto the trade to adt.
I am now suing monkey for breach of contract as well as for copyright infringement for continuous posting of my cock and downloading pictures of my cock without my express written permission for his own masterbatory pleasures.
This goes to show you in contract law kids why a "poison pill" clause is so important.
This will be fought in the court of law, im getting the big guns, goat lawyer, smiling arab, sammura's step brother, your going to fry if you don't change your stance, and i take offense to your new sig, i never NEVER said that, and you are opening a giant can of worms.
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#82057 - 01/29/05 08:17 PM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
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I plan on coming out on the offensive. I plan to have Fayner and Mike South on my team.
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#82060 - 01/29/05 08:45 PM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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We have to get a picture of either a goat in a 3 piece suit of teagan wearing her pink hello kitty watch, or that picture of luke ford with the old school walkman and bjfan's underpants on.
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#82063 - 01/29/05 08:52 PM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
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Not to change subjects here....but I just noticed JRV's sig line.
LMFAO!!! Ashlee Simpson needs to do a meatholes vid.
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#82064 - 01/29/05 08:54 PM
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#82070 - 01/29/05 09:12 PM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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bjfan is jamesn, im now convinced of it.
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#82071 - 01/29/05 09:30 PM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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i think there are only 5 people who post on this board just under multiple names. i mean i myself am Tony Malice, Bianca Pureheart, Mellisa Lauren, Brandon Iron, Cleetus and Smutmutant. 
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#82073 - 01/29/05 10:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'm so offended by that, i want him banned. it's the only solution to this infestation by a guy who's xxxpt's version of bacteria immune to antibiotics, cockroaches in a nuclear winter, joan rivers and dennis erickson rolled into one. he's unaffected by shame, pride, hatred and unfriendly treatement, a sense of group dynamics and the need to wash the slime off his hands.
he's got zero potential for entertainment like sammura and swami and my enjoyment is more important than fighting censorship. people having seven screenames to take another stab at redemption after they've lost some personal battle drive me nuts. it's more effort than it's worth to keep track of who's who and the detective process following a new one popping up isn't novel anymore. if i had a second identity i'd hope it would be funny. i hate him and when he's posting a lot i don't come here a lot.
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#82076 - 01/30/05 08:00 AM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Porn Jesus
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Bjfan you've been traded, you don't see shaq turning up to the lakers facility every day, owens doesn't stop by to run drills with barlow. You've been traded.
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#82079 - 01/30/05 08:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Goat Lawyer wins every case except Sammurra's
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#82080 - 01/30/05 12:37 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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i think there are only 5 people who post on this board just under multiple names. i mean i myself am Tony Malice, Bianca Pureheart, Mellisa Lauren, Brandon Iron, Cleetus and Smutmutant.
Dammit- so now I am Rob and all those others mentioned above and Fester and Tanta's Daddy all in one. I 'm movin on up, to a deluxe apartment in the sky
who am I?
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#82082 - 01/30/05 03:05 PM
Re: Here's the Watchguy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Who is/was the "Poster-to-be-named (maimed) Later" in this Trade???
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#82084 - 01/30/05 04:18 PM
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