Listen up yall, the cage has just completed a two site trade. Monkey has been on the phone with steph all day today and we reached an agreement. We have sent lurid 2.0, bjfan, the rights to swami and a future second rate poster to adt for jewel de nyle, adt watch guy and cash considerations. We were able to get some comments from the following

jewel de nyle: " well i was shocked to be honest, but i look forward to making the same insane inane rants i did for my old team and hope to make my pissy walk offs more dramatic then ever"

ADT watch guy: " (he puts down box of hello kitty watches wipes his brow) Well im not sure what to think right now, ive been so busy putting watches in alphabetical order of porn stars last names a year in advance that have to come with me to porn con 2006 when i got the call from steph. it is what it is i guess"

bjfan:" Im real excited about this trade, i can make the circle jerk become a reality, im pumped about my up coming (no pun intended) adt party, 8 men in a 2 bedroom motel in vegas is exactly what the doctor has ordered, (bjfan then unzips his pants and begins to pleasure himself in front of the male reporter explaining exactly what he is doing as he is in the act)

Lurid 20: Was mid stream talking about it when reporter and camera crew feel asleep, so all we have is footage of his feet and mumbling.