please tell me the pinky-sized rails sitting on the table came out of that bottle, otherwise you guys are hardcore and i suddenly feel inadequate or i don't want to think about how many times that stuff has been stepped on. either way, fuck you for enjoying your twenties, i'm volunarily in my office at 1050 on a sunday. i have no idea how this happened.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits