Just remembered Kami has my favorite NOT caught on camera line of all time.

Kami is tied (arms and legs) to a spreader bar and half suspended in the air.

Me: Wow, this would be a great position to piss on your face

Kami: Not at your rate it isn't!

After a moments thought

Kami: For piss you have to at least buy me dinner!

Fucking Priceless...and the camera was off






...but then I spit on her.