Kami needs no introduction to the top perverts, so here’s just a few questions the ouija board gave me to posit the lone mistress amongst the rabble of those anointed to moderators on xxxpt.

Smut: Where did Kami get the idea to do porn?
Kami: I was a bondage model and I loved the attention, i tried a hardcore scene and I was hooked, boys back home don't fuck this good! and you gotta work a lot of hours at the mall to make this much money!
Smut: Did you watch much porn before you got into it?
Kami: Yes actually I was a huge porn fan, the first series I bought was slaphappy, I had a lot of maxes and girlvert 3
Smut: What were your first experiences in smut like?
Kami: it was a b/g scene for slain Wayne (new chicks on the cock) i had fun i liked it, they crucified me on GFY the next day!
Smut: Would you ever do a scene on acid?
Kami: no. I'm weird on acid I don't like people to look at me. I like dark quiet rooms or swimming pools, I'm very specific.
Smut: How did the deal with Extreme develop?
Kami: I dunno I think it's a match made in heaven. It started when I was shooting oral hygiene and out of no where rob hands the camera to Ivan and starts slapping the shit out of me, we both loved it then i was shooting GFY for coffee Ron and Rob saw something in me and wanted to help polish me into a better package. I had the fucking down but not the attitude or look.
Smut: What's the highlight of your career thus far?
Kami: Getting the nom for best anal. I know it's hokey but it validated me.
Smut: How has appearing on Stern changed your status in the industry?
Kami: I don't think it has, I'm back on March 4th maybe that will help
Smut: What would you say to those who think that porn exploits women?
Kami: I'd say I get high I have a stack of money and get laid when ever I want. I could ball baby about it but this is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Smut: Would you ever fuck a fan?
Kami: sure
Smut: Are you really a romantic?
Kami: no not at all, i hate mushy shit
Smut: Is the off camera Kami the same in the sack?
Kami: depends on the other party, i have been told I'm intimidating in the sack, i try to reign myself in with civilians. i can get off in vag missionary just as well as being choked in cowgirl while riding a hugecock
Smut: Any porn people that you hate?
Kami: yes
Smut:Do you have a laptop or move your system to maintain your website and xxxpt moderationon the go?
Kami: I do have a laptop, i am crashing at my friend Ivan's house in LA and i use his puter, before that I was at Flowers and before that Haley's and before that poo so all those people have watched me not moderate for hours on end
Smut:Got anything juicy about Haley that you can share with me?
Kami:When she wakes up in the morning she stands there naked and rubs vanilla lotion all over her tan body. Also one time Haley and I went out on the porch and we saw this guy across the way in his bedroom window, we started masturbating and making out and he started jacking off and we made him cum on the window.
Smut:How will you uphold your status as Smutmutant's first Most Extreme Whore?
Kami: Well it's a title I want to make meaningful, even though I didn't get a certificate or statue! I will continue doing the kinds of things that make God cry!

Wow! Now I've got a statue in my pants to give you Kami. Thanks for the pearl necklaces of wisdom revealed with a rare honesty in there. Especially for reaffirming why vanilla was always my favorite flavor & for not batting a whiplash answering the same question about acid that made an obviously coked in the head Cherry Mirage go all CLICK and dialtone on me.... I've got the tape and if anybody wants to hear the funniest 5 minute interview ever just send the cash & xtasy-laced pixy stix my way...


www.kamiland.com

Nice interview smut- couldn't have picked a better star to interview either.

I wet to send you that pixie stick and it seems some one has been in my stash!

better yet, in place of the statue or plaque I'll send you copy of the infamous Cherry Mirage tape and give you an engraved bong packed w/ chronic when I see you in person.

Ill be back in LA on valentines and Im holding you to that!

seriously, where would you get a bong engraved?

the chronic is the easy part, but if there's a will there's a way to have a bong engraved... maybe it'll start a new trend.

Got the bong today Kami~! now I just gotta put your name on it somehow besides using some device from Staples.

Kami... where do you like your men to shoot thier cum?

Kami with Extreme... I can see it now... cum in the blender, bongwater in the blender, piss in the blender... Kami... drink it!

I'd aim for the face here...

Im not picky

that would be priceless

Just remembered Kami has my favorite NOT caught on camera line of all time.

Kami is tied (arms and legs) to a spreader bar and half suspended in the air.

Me: Wow, this would be a great position to piss on your face

Kami: Not at your rate it isn't!

After a moments thought

Kami: For piss you have to at least buy me dinner!

Fucking Priceless...and the camera was off






...but then I spit on her.

good times.
little did you know my idea of dinner is carls jr haha so it would have run yopu an extra $5.07

ya but I still have those spelling and punctiation problems!

How did your virgin director experience go?

fucking awesome. O used smutmutents bong also. Im durning in the dv cam tape tomorrow then I just have to sit and wait to see if my vision matches theirs.

thank you for posting those!

please tell me the pinky-sized rails sitting on the table came out of that bottle, otherwise you guys are hardcore and i suddenly feel inadequate or i don't want to think about how many times that stuff has been stepped on. either way, fuck you for enjoying your twenties, i'm volunarily in my office at 1050 on a sunday. i have no idea how this happened.

that big white bottle contained 500 1000 vicoden mmmmmm ya the green ones

oops! I thought the rails were joints at first!
guess I was mesmerized by the bong.

thank god, if those weren't partially fillers my world would have come apart along with everything i thought i knew. jesus though, anyone who needs that many vikes is really going to be better-served finding some really diesel dope. i know a while back, it wasn't unusual to see >90% here, pa can't be much worse given philly and south jersey. drugs are bad, especially tylenol though.

Funny you say that. I just took some Tylenol. I'm addicted.

those green vics are up to $7 a peice individually it just makes sense to buy in bulk I asved over $1500

because I recently learned that everything i say is taken at face value everything on that table is a prop!!!

Yeah, it kinda looked to good to be true. The funny thing is a lot of people in porn do drugs and a lot of people who watch porn do 'em, too. I always thought porn for druggies would be a hit. Gotta love the pun, but my porno for acidhead idea still awaits Smut's directorial debut in hell, I guess.

wait till you see how realistic it looks on the fly over on the opening scene!

This is my new all time favorite XPT picture, replacing the Genesis Skye Assgape.

Coke, Pot and Pills (like Vikes and Percs) are a necessary ingredient for Porn, performers and viewers alike. They deaden the soul, they suppress the conscience and bring forth a hefty measure of selfishness....all of which is necessary to perform the depraved acts that are needed to earn dough in order to buy more pot, coke and pills to keep the conscience quiet and the soul asleep so that you can keep performing 5 guy anal creampies and slamming 10 ugly guy's cum, which will allow you to earn more money to purchase bulk quantities of pills, Meth and now Heroin (fuck the pot and coke....they dont work anymore), whereby the Heroin, meth and Pills will allow u to do double anal 65 guy creampie movies which will .....

who cares anymore? the government should put a pile of coke in the middle of Porn Valley. then, when all the junkie pornstars and other filth come crawling from their nests, have snipers systematically shoot them like jumbo-sized sewer rats.

then government agents should dump the bodies on the porn stars and other assorted scum respective parents / relatives / or significant others front lawn with this tattoo'ed on their forehead:

"LOOK AT YOUR CHILD! A DEAD FUCKING JUNKIE!"

If I ever get shot by a sniper I really hope it's a fluffy kitty cat

How many films are you gonna direct? Is it part of the Salome contractor is it Kami somewhere else?

well right now I'm only directing one video. If it sells well I hope it leads to a long term commitment. If it doesn't Ill learn more and try again!

I am directing this movie for Elegant Angel

Salome didn't work out (feel free to start an I told you so thread)

what? the contract didn't work out?

I am no longer under contract with Extreme. I am a freelance performer and director at the moment.