(borrowing from ADT Watch-turd yet again)

Well, if u want to get some sort of cathartic release with this chick, Send her a letter along these lines:

"Britney, I am your NUMBER ONE fan! I have seen and jerked off to all your movies, you are so HOT! I have a request: I would like to send you a pair of socks to wear in your next film. The Socks are 1970s style White-with-orange-and-green-stripes. This pair is the one I ALWAYS cum on when I jerk off to your movies. They might be crusty when you put them on, but it would mean Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much to me!"

Signed,

Lexington Wankus Lockwood



.....or something like that............