When Sex Was Dirty is a great new book by Josh Alan Friedman, who writes:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1932595074/qid%3D1106940533/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/102-7182347-7764148Fred and I got to talking about the national pastime of whacking off to television.
We began compiling Top-10 lists, then a Top 40... My top five were...Tuesday Weld, Jane Fonda, Brigitte Bardot, Marilyn Monroe, and Mary Tyler Moore. Fred's were Joan Collins, Joey Heatherton, Sophia Loren, Angie Dickinson and the mother in the Please Don't Eat the Daisies TV series. His all-time favorite scene to "beat off" over was from Inn of the Frightened People [aka Revenge], when a young Joan Collins ravishes a younger boy, accounting for dozens of Fred's finest ejaculations. The flick was repeated often on late-night, where Fred, who scoured each week's TV guide for it, waiting with his Kleenex box, timing his rhythm for 35 minutes into the film, when Collins slinked out.
Our conversations came to an abrupt halt one day. Fred was getting fidgety. "Hey, this stuff is private, our innermost secrets, just between us, right?" he asked. "Ya know," he concluded, "they just don't make TV shows to jerk off to like they used to. Today's cable shows are too easy, too obvious. Anyone can beat off to a porn flick, big deal."
"'Twas an art, jerking off to My Little Margie," I finished.
Please post the names of those persons on television who brought you the sweetest releases. And why. Please compose your posts in the form of an essay for general interest.
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