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Fuck the Green Lantern....probably gives his "rings" to porn chicks ala ADT Watch Guy. Green Lantern is Gay. Boogers are Green. Wankus Is GAY. Therefore wankus is actually...green....




Close but GL admitted to collecting porn star cigarette butts (buds?) a while back, which puts him on par with adt watch guy. He follows porn stars on their stripper tours and waits in the corner of the make up room before they go on stage and when they leave the room he empties the ashtrays into his louis vuitton man purse which he has lined in plastic.
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