You know how you wake up from a Drunken Night's debauchery and the first piss you take, your urine is soooo fucking concentrated cuz you are so dehydrated from detoxifying???

As I released the last remnants of last night's Sake when I awoke this morning, I just had an introspective realization on just how desperate for <insert melissa's drug of choice> poor poor melissa must have been. I wonder if any of the chicks who are PISSMOPS/MIDNIGHT-PISSees have the wherewithal to ask their prospective pissers to drink a couple glasses of water or even beer.....holy shit my head hurts.