This is sad, very saaaddddddd....she was (WAS) definitely a cutie....anyone care to guess the chemical-du-jour responsible for Melissa's "new look and career direction"??




"Ok, yeah, Frank...fine, I'll fuck whoever...just make sure on the way to the Burbank Motel 6 the Limo stops at Walgreens so I can get my Xanax and Oxycontin"






Isn't that incarcerated Panamanian-narco-dictator Manuel Noriega's son, "Manny Jr.", tugging on poor melissa?? Melissa might think so too; she is smiling and is probably thinking that maybe this guy can get some high grade coke





<Melissa closes her eyes thinks to herself while Manny Jr plows away> "My happy place! My happy place! Puppies and Bunnies! Puppies and Bunnies!"



Observe the protective footwear Melissa is wearing in case the "midnight pisser" has split-stream-syndrome.