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#81607 - 01/27/05 12:23 PM Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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XXXPT favorite melissa milano aka daisy did a scene for midnight prowl, where she got pissed on. Found out yesterday, she is a totally cutie and i wonder what happened to her, but judging by this clip she started to get the hard look so maybe its a good thing she hasn't been seen for a while.





She fucks this guy, who looks alike tattoo from fantasy island if he was a foot taller and hadn't slept in 4 days.



deeply disturbing, she has fucked worse though, lex steel



Whatever floats your boat, my eyes hurt, i need to get eye drops. Not from the picture, just in general, thought you would all like to know. It would be a 40 post thread had i posted it on ADT, How to solve monkey's eye soreness.
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#81608 - 01/27/05 01:14 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Lurid2.0 Offline
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Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
that guy looks like gayoto.
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#81609 - 01/27/05 01:31 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
That guy should be builing a wall somewhere not screwing a hot chick on film- Damn it sign my ass up for a Prowl or something.
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#81610 - 01/27/05 02:10 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
murmur Offline
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Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 7
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that guy looks like gayoto.




You fucking anti-Asian shitlicker! I’ll scoop out your eyes and shit in the sockets! I’m gonna rape your mom with a rabid hamster! DIE OF AIDS!!!

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#81611 - 01/27/05 02:55 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Nurse Ratched says Kyoto better take his meds now.
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#81612 - 01/27/05 03:34 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Nurse Ratched says Kyoto better take his meds now.



Remember, he's here voluntarily. He can leave anytime he wants.
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#81613 - 01/27/05 03:56 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Kyoto/Murmur, have you met our good friend vinh? If not I can arrange a meeting. I love karate fights.

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#81614 - 01/27/05 04:02 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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I really want to believe it is kyoto, yet i can't. Back to the main topic, why meliss, WHY. it is tainted pussy now, only good enough to perform for east coast productions (winks at garfield)
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#81615 - 01/27/05 04:48 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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This is sad, very saaaddddddd....she was (WAS) definitely a cutie....anyone care to guess the chemical-du-jour responsible for Melissa's "new look and career direction"??




"Ok, yeah, Frank...fine, I'll fuck whoever...just make sure on the way to the Burbank Motel 6 the Limo stops at Walgreens so I can get my Xanax and Oxycontin"






Isn't that incarcerated Panamanian-narco-dictator Manuel Noriega's son, "Manny Jr.", tugging on poor melissa?? Melissa might think so too; she is smiling and is probably thinking that maybe this guy can get some high grade coke





<Melissa closes her eyes thinks to herself while Manny Jr plows away> "My happy place! My happy place! Puppies and Bunnies! Puppies and Bunnies!"



Observe the protective footwear Melissa is wearing in case the "midnight pisser" has split-stream-syndrome.
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#81616 - 01/27/05 04:49 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
What would make you think that it isn't Kyoto posting Mr. Monkey?
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#81617 - 01/27/05 04:50 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
GARFIELD Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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it is tainted pussy now, only good enough to perform for east coast productions (winks at garfield)




I should make $ off these dumb, ugly broads here
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#81618 - 01/27/05 04:54 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Nice da burglar, funny stuff, i thought she was wearing the boots for health reasons.

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What would make you think that it isn't Kyoto posting Mr. Monkey?






Cause why wouldn't he post under his normal kyoto handle?. This ain't adt he hasn't been banned, it reeks of lurid 2.0

Quote:

I should make $ off these dumb, ugly broads here





garfield as a pimp, i just got hard.
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#81619 - 01/27/05 05:01 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You fucking anti-Asian shitlicker! I’ll scoop out your eyes and shit in the sockets! I’m gonna rape your mom with a rabid hamster! DIE OF AIDS!!!




Quote:

I really want to believe it is kyoto, yet i can't. Back to the main topic, why meliss, WHY. it is tainted pussy now, only good enough to perform for east coast productions (winks at garfield)




It sounds like real kyoto style hate to me. If it's fake lurid I say great imitation and watch your back for the real kyoto.

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#81620 - 01/27/05 05:08 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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You fucking anti-Asian shitlicker! I’ll scoop out your eyes and shit in the sockets! I’m gonna rape your mom with a rabid hamster! DIE OF AIDS!!!




Quote:

I really want to believe it is kyoto, yet i can't. Back to the main topic, why meliss, WHY. it is tainted pussy now, only good enough to perform for east coast productions (winks at garfield)




It sounds like real kyoto style hate to me. If it's fake lurid I say great imitation and watch your back for the real kyoto.




Sorry about reposting all the quotes above, but as SM has said before- Kyotos insults are very specific and these qualify. I'm smelling what Murmur's stepping in.

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#81621 - 01/27/05 06:08 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Nice da burglar, funny stuff, i thought she was wearing the boots for health reasons.





I wasn't sure if I should start a Thread titled "The importance of Quality Footwear for Porn Stars", so instead I decided to merely illustrate further mine and Monkey's point.....observe......it must just apply to Porn Sets where there is a High probability of stepping in Human Excrement....
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#81622 - 01/27/05 07:33 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I can't blame them, i would suck the urine and dirt from a public toilet floor off taylors feet too, she was smoking hot back then.
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#81623 - 01/28/05 01:47 AM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
mike looks really thin in that pic

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#81624 - 01/28/05 02:13 AM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Observe the protective footwear Melissa is wearing in case the "midnight pisser" has split-stream-syndrome.





Now that's a good whore.

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#81625 - 01/28/05 01:14 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:


Observe the protective footwear Melissa is wearing in case the "midnight pisser" has split-stream-syndrome.





Now that's a good whore.







I mean, if I was Park Ranger in Wyoming beating off to Dr Quinn Medicine Woman I might be turned on, but workboots really dont get me there......
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#81626 - 01/28/05 05:47 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

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Observe the protective footwear Melissa is wearing in case the "midnight pisser" has split-stream-syndrome.





Now that's a good whore.







I mean, if I was Park Ranger in Wyoming beating off to Dr Quinn Medicine Woman I might be turned on, but workboots really dont get me there......




Gotta agree with Da, take the damn boots off, take one for the home team biatch
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#81627 - 01/30/05 07:03 AM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:

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Observe the protective footwear Melissa is wearing in case the "midnight pisser" has split-stream-syndrome.





Now that's a good whore.







I mean, if I was Park Ranger in Wyoming beating off to Dr Quinn Medicine Woman I might be turned on, but workboots really dont get me there......




Well, no shit they're not really sexy, but neither is stale dried urine on the bottom of her feet.
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#81628 - 02/01/05 04:25 AM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY



You know how you wake up from a Drunken Night's debauchery and the first piss you take, your urine is soooo fucking concentrated cuz you are so dehydrated from detoxifying???

As I released the last remnants of last night's Sake when I awoke this morning, I just had an introspective realization on just how desperate for <insert melissa's drug of choice> poor poor melissa must have been. I wonder if any of the chicks who are PISSMOPS/MIDNIGHT-PISSees have the wherewithal to ask their prospective pissers to drink a couple glasses of water or even beer.....holy shit my head hurts.
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#81629 - 06/27/05 04:32 PM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I'm bumping this thread cuz it's my favorite Smelly Monkey thread and the cage needs some piss related posts.

...I still see that melissa milano pic in my head everytime I hold on to the wall bars and stand to piss late at night...
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#81630 - 12/16/05 06:20 AM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Monkey's greatest threads bump/Where is she now file bump...I wanted to know what the hell happened to Melissa/Daisy?
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#81631 - 12/17/05 07:19 AM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Monkey's greatest threads bump/Where is she now file bump...I wanted to know what the hell happened to Melissa/Daisy?





Shes married with a kid to a puerto rican lawyer in puerto rico, but you didn't hear that from me.
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#81632 - 05/24/06 05:39 AM Re: Melissa Milano getting pissed on
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
James piss bukkake and overall thread bumping prompts me to hit this one again...it was the most traumatizing picture of my early XPT experiences. Melissa's Facial Expression is priceless
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