At the same time though, midgets scare the LIVING SHIT outta me. I was at a party once and one showed up and I had to leave. The only other available option was to pick it up and throw it as far the fuck away from me as possible, but I would have gotten my ass kicked by its big friends. Were I to have my own, however, then at least it would be in a controlled environment and I could with it whatever I please.