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#81498 - 01/26/05 05:27 PM What Are The Seven Spiritual Laws Of Porn Success?
DukeFloored Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 249
I want to imitate the success of authors Deepok Chopra and Stephen Covey, but I don't want to do the work. I'd like you to do that for me in this thread.

May we be blessed as we go on our way. May we be guided in peace.
May we be blessed with heath and joy. May this be our blessing. Amen.

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#81499 - 01/26/05 05:46 PM Re: What Are The Seven Spiritual Laws Of Porn Success?
Juke Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 242
there are only four steps involved in any given arena,
1. pick it up
2. put it down
3. cash the check
4. don't fuck up anything in the meantime

your longevity will be determined by step 4...it's all subjective.
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#81500 - 01/26/05 06:00 PM Re: What Are The Seven Spiritual Laws Of Porn Success?
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
I don't know if this qualifies as "spiritual", but I can tell you what makes a great/successful performer.

1. Low self esteem. If you can't think any less of yourself, doing the heinous acts that most studios require nowadays won't be all that difficult.

2. Having a good man at your side. Everyone needs a fierce slapping around now and then. Getting motivation in the form of a firm backhand from the man you love makes it all the easier to get out and do your job.

3. Severe drug dependency. Any tweeker will tell you that they'll move mountains for their next fix. When your jonesin', Max Hardcore pissing down your gullet doesn't seem that bad. For the most part, a successful performer is one that works. This will definitely get a chick working.

4. Molestation as a child See #1.

5. Anal Acrobatics Apparently men figured out that a vagina being ravaged by a 12" cock just wasn't enough. So they took that 12" cock, added another one that was equally as big, then stuck it in a chick's backdoor to see what would happen. It looks as if the experiment was a success.

6. Fuck Brad Armstrong It couldn't possibly hurt, right?

7. Being mentioned by Luke Ford in a bad light. You're nobody until Luke has crucified you in front of your peers and fans. Why anyone would look at this as a negative is beyond me. Go Luke Go!
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#81501 - 01/26/05 06:31 PM Re: What Are The Seven Spiritual Laws Of Porn Success?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
What a wet motel-smelling blanket. No wonder people go on sabbatical from these boards.

Referencing the fourth line of your post- I hate both heath bars and almond joy. Next question.

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#81502 - 01/26/05 06:33 PM Re: What Are The Seven Spiritual Laws Of Porn Success?
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489

1) Fucking is a great way to make ends meat
2) Narcissism is a must
3) Morals are bullshit
4) Anything is always possible for the right money
5) Be shameless for success
6) Don't think about what God thinks about it
7) Fuck me & I'll fuck you

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#81503 - 01/26/05 06:38 PM Re: What Are The Seven Spiritual Laws Of Porn Succ
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
All I know is one of the universal laws that I have been taught:
1) Never trust a midget
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"

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#81504 - 01/26/05 06:48 PM Re: What Are The Seven Spiritual Laws Of Porn Success?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
1. urination
2. degradation
3. hallucination
4. separation
5. humiliation
6. eradication
7. rhythm nation
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#81505 - 01/27/05 08:18 AM Re: What Are The Seven Spiritual Laws Of Porn Success?
Lurid2.0 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
Duke of Floored, there are only Carnal Laws To Porn Success...here's 2 of too many:
1. The casting couch always helps to advance one's career.
2. Leave your soul at the door.

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