From LukeIsBack:

Tera Patrick Gets Her Dog Back

Tera and her boyfriend Evan Seinfeld write:

CALL IT WHAT YOU LIKE, CALL IT A MIRACLE! AFTER 3 WEEKS OF BEING MISSING IN ACTION, LITTLE CHOPPER IS HOME! ABOUT TIME TOO, BECAUSE WE WERE ALL OUT OF KLEENEX! IN A BIZARRE TWIST OF EVENTS, AFTER ADS RAN IN EVERY NEWSPAPER IN L.A., 3000 COLOR FLYERS COVERED THE VALLEY, AND TERA WENT ON 10 RADIO STATIONS, CRYING FOR HELP TO GET HER LITTLE LOST LOVE BACK, OUR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED! THANK FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS TO ALL OF YOU THAT HELPED, AND VOLUNTEERED YOUR TIME AND EFFORT, ESPECIALLY ROBERT MORA, AND ALL THE HOMEBOYS! HAVE GRATITUDE FOR THOSE YOU LOVE, BECAUSE THEY COULD BE GONE TOMORROW! LOVE TO ALL, EVAN AND TERA


Why does this not please me?
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