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#81303 - 01/28/05 10:54 AM
Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I may or may not be a mod there. But let's play. What are the main complaints about ADT?
1) Ass-kissing of porn whores. Are you kidding me? This from a group that elevated a fourth-stringer like Gen Padova to queen of the fucking castle until she heard her first negative comment and ran away. Followed by an instant chorus of, "Butterface, I mean Gen, you're so beautiful and wonderful, please come back! PLEEEASE!"
2) Lame posters like AC Cream. Well Christ, look at the roster around here. I don't think I've ever seen a post worth reading that wasn't by Smelly Monkey or Simp. Maybe Kami. Otherwise it's an endless cavalcade of retard after retard.
3) Censorship. I might have conceded this point at one time, but forget locked threads and banned users, I seem to remember the entire fucking Cage suddenly vanishing like Trotsky from official Soviet photos, without a trace.
Tell me where I'm wrong here.
Well fuck-o-doodle-do.....lets take these one at a time
1) If gen is a "fourth stringer" who/what/where are the first 3 strings of Porn Stardom? I see either Porn chicks OR NOT.....from there its a matter of individual preference and taste. Chicks like Gen and Kami have their fans like any other porn star, except Gen and Kami are down to earth, honest and DO NOT TAKE themselves too seriously. Another way to put it is Hypocrisy is kept to a minimum on XPT, and what little hypocrisy that does appear is quickly fodder for Monkey-cage style entertainment.
ADT and XPT are supposed to be PORN forums for Porn fans, Porn stars and anyone with enough time on their hands...or hand. They are not forums for serious-issue groups like the UN, Unicef, Amnesty International or Citizens-Opposed-To-Ketchup-As-A-Vegetable-In-Public-School-Lunches (although serious issue threads are welcome here too.) XPT knows this....ADT seems not to....
2) In my experience, most "Retards" in real life are both (a) Funny, and (b) Honest/Sincere (cuz they dont know how to be hypocritical or self-absorbed.) So the "Endless calvacade of Retards" here at XPT, as you put it, is one of the selling points here at XPT as far as I am concerned..... 
3) Trotsky did not vanish without a trace....he left behind in his Mexican Hacienda a half-eaten bowl of Salsa, 2 empty Vodka Bottles, a picture of Stalin getting a Blowjob from Molotov, 3 tootsie rolls and the April 23, 1940 issue of the New Orleans Gazzette.....get your history straight fucktard.
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#81304 - 01/28/05 11:08 AM
Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 8
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You want people to have an honest, opinionated debate, yet you can't muster the courage to come out from behind your alias.
Who the fuck said I wanted that? As jamesn pointed out, I obviously read the Cage pretty regularly. I'm not someone who has taken a side in this whole deal. I think that's stupid on both sides, partly for the reasons I gave.
The guessing is more fun than the debate, really. But Monkey asked for a debate, I took a shot. That's all.
Talking about courage, etc., that's just playground "dare" stuff.
And not that it matters, but I like Jewel, especially when she gets pissed off and goes nuts. Bland is bad.
Edited by ADTapologist (01/28/05 11:20 AM)
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#81306 - 01/28/05 11:21 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/28/05
Posts: 11
Loc: Green Bay, WI
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ADTApologis I got your back. I used to look over here sometimes but after all this i had to sign up & post on your sorry bord.
Kami posts on our board as much as she does here sometimes more and she joins our chatroom a lot. Your crappy chatroom doesnt work and nobody s ever in it. We get real stars 2 like Jenna Jamison posts at ADT a lot and even chats 2 us to. If any real stars came over here like Jenna they would B made fun of intil they left. Some even came to our ADT party & where was the xxxpt party, huh? Our mods keep everthing where the stars R not afraid to post and even see us in person.
Face it people on this board R just jealous of what ADT has built and just know how to tear it down instead of making a better board for yourelfs. We were just trying 2 help a star get her dog back and every body here just makes fun how would you like it if it was your dog? UR right about 1 thing though & thats UR a bunch of retards!
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#81307 - 01/28/05 11:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Man I hope you are kidding because that is the wrong arguement for this board- If you were kidding it was quite funny.
Ps- I do hope Tera gets her dog back by the way
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#81308 - 01/28/05 11:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i mainly like to know who the fuck i'm talking with--consider it a courtesy. i'm not sure it's courage in the european trenches as much as just not being a douchebag hiding behind multiple names.you're obviously someone most here would recognize, why not be the same person? anonymous posters usually have dug themselves into a hole in that their online personas don't reflect what they actually think or they kind of know they're going to get their asses handed to them but still need to take shots at someone/thing they hate from a safe vantage. be honest and chances are you'll immediately see more respect given to what you're saying.
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#81310 - 01/28/05 11:35 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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You want people to have an honest, opinionated debate, yet you can't muster the courage to come out from behind your alias.
Who the fuck said I wanted that? As jamesn pointed out, I obviously read the Cage pretty regularly. I'm not someone who has taken a side in this whole deal. I think that's stupid on both sides, partly for the reasons I gave.
The guessing is more fun than the debate, really. But Monkey asked for a debate, I took a shot. That's all.
Talking about courage, etc., that's just playground "dare" stuff.
My fault, I forgot it was monkey who asked.
As for playground "dare" stuff, you're the festering twat who has to come here under an alias 'cause you most likely fear what Mommy Steph and Daddy Drew will think of you posting on the "enemy board", if you are are in fact a mod.
Admit it, you're petrified of running afoul of the ADT higher-ups, and if you were reprimanded, you would no longer have superiority over the simpleton mouthbreathers at ADT. For this reason alone I know you will never willingly reveal who you are. This has nothing to do with keeping people guessing being "fun".
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#81311 - 01/28/05 11:41 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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Its not Plum. He at least has the balls to post here under his Sir Noel handle. Sir Noel Plum
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#81312 - 01/28/05 11:53 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 8
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you're obviously someone most here would recognize,
I don't see why that's obvious. You might be disappointed.
It doesn't matter anyway. One alias for another, we're all anonymous in the end, except for the performers, sorta. And I'll say again that I obviously don't hate this place. I just pointed out that some of the problems people bitch about at ADT exist here too.
Tell you what, though, if anyone still gives a ratsass who I am in a month, I'll cop. I don't see it as a long-running gag.
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#81314 - 01/28/05 12:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Look. I Like both boards, I like this one better but I also like ADT for some of the posters there and because there tends to be a little more interest in mainstream movies and other things that interest me outside porn.
That said it did bother me recently (ie election time when Steph would actually tell people to stop writing about certain political views- the wording was something like stop regurgitating fox news broadcasts or get your facts straight- whereas I never saw her do that for some of the more left winged members over there. So I took a break from that board until I got over it- it is her business how she wants to do things and if she doesn't want to allow for some of the purest forms of freedom of speech ( minority political thought) over there OK for her thats her business and I try to avoid the political threads now ( except of course those that arer anti saracen in nature). Jeff however has never agreed with my republican stance on voting but he has never tried to keep people from posting their views. Therefore this board wins in my view.
Second- lately there have been a lot of odd moderations going on over there. Closing threads for going off topic, closing threads because things MIGHT go down a "bad " path about the porn stars. Closing the nonsense thread to save bandwidth or for whatever reason that was done.
Third people here seem to be able to take a joke and are far less politically correct than many over there. Not all by far are sticks in the mud at adt but there are quite a few.
Many of the people who post here have been banned over there for some stupid reasons and are rightfully pissed off so I can see them hating adt- but most of the adt posters claim to hate this place and ignore it. But why come here just to stir stuff up- if the roles were reversed you might be banned over here just like Bornyo was there. Or Simp. The fact that you are allowed to complain about this board here is a positive that wouldn't fly over there I bet.
Ps - Why does everyone hate Jewel, I like her . She speaks her mind whether or not she is wrong on the issues or not. It leads to some interesting discussions anyway.
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#81315 - 01/28/05 12:40 PM
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Registered: 01/24/05
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Sorry, on this one I might have to admit to being a moron, because I'm not sure I understand the question. I'm vaguely aware that someone posted that they gave Teagan a watch, but I know that from here, not from ADT. I must have skipped that thread.
What information are you looking for? Presumably you know who the poster is, because he posted it. I'm not unreasonable, I'll help if I can.
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#81316 - 01/28/05 12:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Holy shit thats a lot to read. I got dizzle two posts in and fell off my chair, i have a knot in my forehead now like jean claude van damme. So ive decided to end this once and for all, im setting up the ADT v XXXPT thread and explaining my views on each. BTW im disappointed to find out adt guy isn't real, his quote gives it away, its far too deep for a guy who is serious in what he posted a more appropriate one would be 'i like to eat cookie dough'.
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#81318 - 01/28/05 12:49 PM
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Registered: 01/24/05
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Damn, Cleetus, if you're talking about me, please read more carefully. I'll admit to "stirring things up" for sport, but not to hating XPT or even complaining about it really. And as far as taking a joke, shit, this thread got pretty defensive pretty quick. I think people aren't getting it, but I suppose I can take blame for that.
And I do love Jewel. But mainly because she's bitchy. That's the best part. She does no editing in her head.
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#81319 - 01/28/05 12:52 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 8
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ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Dunno. Sorry.
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#81320 - 01/28/05 12:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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there's a difference between having an established, consistent representation of who you are and a new account.. i can sympathize with a few reasons for needing to hide but it's hard not to still feel it's irratating, decietful and kinda cowardly at some level.
as to whether it's anonymous--it's not when you ascribe value to the indentity you've forged. if there wasn't some real personal involvement in your other screename and the internet was truly anonymous and apersonal then why do you need to protect your supposedly anonymous account's reputation? i thought i suggested some reasonable ways to let others identify roughly who you were. it's not like it's hard for those who can see your ip addy to nail who it is based on region, so nobody's that much of a ghost unless they make it look like they live in poland.
as to what you actually said before i distracted myself with that tangent---that's cool. why not post more since you visit reguarly? adt has a big userbase, but it's so brutally earnest and there's a crushing sense of general reticence to say something that's going to offend people. and jewel is a scumbag. it's great for content, but it's totally devoid of humor, whereas the opposite tends to rule the day here. oh well, this was fun. see you in a month.
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#81322 - 01/28/05 12:59 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/28/05
Posts: 11
Loc: Green Bay, WI
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U people think UR so funny and better but UR not at all. Our sight has lot more of features and stars on there. The watch was a special gift between a TRUE fan & Teagan and she LOVED it. All the girls at the party were saying they wouldnt even go to the xxxpt party. BUT THAT"S RIGHT THERE WASNT EVEN ONE! We will C after a year which sight is STILL better if this one is even still around anymore. LOSERS this isn't a contest about who is smarter it is about PORN duh. How did U even know I like cookie dough? Well get me some little monkey because WE OWN U ! 
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#81324 - 01/28/05 01:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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that account isn't transparently a dumb joke or anything. you just wasted 3 minutes of your life setting it up and it's as funny as "the nanny".
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#81327 - 01/28/05 01:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Maybe the biggest difference between the two boards is the fact that an admittedly lameass thread topic is allowed to shift course and result in semi-intelligent discussion.
Try that on ADT.
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#81329 - 01/28/05 01:39 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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I say these 2 ADT turds identify themselves so I can rape them and their families. I'll start with the grandparents.
I hope one of them is Bone-One, aka 'King of the Ass-Kissers' I'll rape him into the next century.
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#81330 - 01/28/05 01:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I say these 2 ADT turds identify themselves so I can rape them and their families. I'll start with the grandparents.
I hope one of them is Bone-One, aka 'King of the Ass-Kissers' I'll rape him into the next century.
Good to have you back w/ your username. Not even Hallmark says it like Kyoto.
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#81333 - 01/28/05 08:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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you said it wetback, spic,deformed babyhaving,fagget bitch. go watch telemondo-ss
NOTHING and i mean NOTHING will ever top that time where sammura just went postal on the board, it was riveting reading, she just went fucking nuts and laid into everyone , chico was her main target and the funniest. Holy shit where is that thread again, I say she is worth bringing back just because we know we will be given a moment close to that at some point and its worth her lame predict insults for a month just to get her to that point again. I can seriously picture her shouting all the stuff she posts as she types, then taking a break to beat the shit out of her kids, like those hood rats who suffer from depression do on the maury show.
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#81341 - 01/31/05 09:36 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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Wankus is actually holding a fund raiser to gather money to increase the reward for anybody that returns Tera's dog.
Is this how Wankus thinks? Forget giving the money to a real charity or towards something worthwhile, let's raise money to find some washed up star's dumb fucking dog.
We should raise some money here. All the money will go towards a nice dinner where we sit AC Cream down and feed him Tera's dog after we find it.
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#81342 - 01/31/05 09:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Wankus is actually holding a fund raiser to gather money to increase the reward for anybody that returns Tera's dog.
Is this how Wankus thinks? Forget giving the money to a real charity or towards something worthwhile, let's raise money to find some washed up star's dumb fucking dog.
We should raise some money here. All the money will go towards a nice dinner where we sit AC Cream down and feed him Tera's dog after we find it.
I saw that too. The money is for the reward fund. "In the unfortunate event the dog isn't found the money will be donated to the local humane society". Sounds good but I bet they never see a penny.
As to the rest of the post, I have some good recipes.
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#81346 - 02/10/05 09:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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No comment, except to say that some people take all this stuff way, way too seriously. Most of us red-bloodeds would have slipped our own names into this three-way. From another board: Quote:
AC Cream
Member
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Posted - Feb 9 2005 : 07:20:55 PM
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How about a g/g/b McKenzie, Austyn, & Wankus?
AC Cream
PS. Jenna I'm glad to see you've come back "home". The "other place" isn't deserving of your spit much less your posts.
Edited by - AC Cream on 2/9/2005 7:23:56 PM
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#81347 - 02/10/05 11:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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so we're not worth spit, huh? that guy would probably scrape it off a parking lot and keep it in a jar with the used enemas he stole out of brianna banks' trashcans. i bet his mantle has signed autographed glossies from avn and he hasn't washed his hand since he shook tera's after waiting in line in some godforsaken desert wasteland. then evan seinfeld punched him in the stomach and took his wallet as "tera tax". i hate this guy, what a whiny cunt with the personality of a breadfruit. delendo est ac creamo.
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#81348 - 02/10/05 11:48 PM
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Registered: 05/31/04
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from happier times...
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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#81349 - 02/14/05 11:41 AM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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From LukeIsBack:
Tera Patrick Gets Her Dog Back
Tera and her boyfriend Evan Seinfeld write:
CALL IT WHAT YOU LIKE, CALL IT A MIRACLE! AFTER 3 WEEKS OF BEING MISSING IN ACTION, LITTLE CHOPPER IS HOME! ABOUT TIME TOO, BECAUSE WE WERE ALL OUT OF KLEENEX! IN A BIZARRE TWIST OF EVENTS, AFTER ADS RAN IN EVERY NEWSPAPER IN L.A., 3000 COLOR FLYERS COVERED THE VALLEY, AND TERA WENT ON 10 RADIO STATIONS, CRYING FOR HELP TO GET HER LITTLE LOST LOVE BACK, OUR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED! THANK FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS TO ALL OF YOU THAT HELPED, AND VOLUNTEERED YOUR TIME AND EFFORT, ESPECIALLY ROBERT MORA, AND ALL THE HOMEBOYS! HAVE GRATITUDE FOR THOSE YOU LOVE, BECAUSE THEY COULD BE GONE TOMORROW! LOVE TO ALL, EVAN AND TERA
Why does this not please me?
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#81350 - 02/14/05 11:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm glad therock284 didn't do something twisted to it or kill it. i wonder what ac-cream will do now that there's no cause to dedicate his all to. who cares, maybe it'll get rabies and bite evan seinfeld in the heart.
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#81351 - 02/14/05 12:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I heard Nacho had taken it to Brazil.
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