dude, the first time i really read anything you wrote over there was the eva angelina debacle. that was unreal funny. less than half of the people responding had a clue and may not be capable of identifying sarcasm in speech or writing.
unfortunately, i don't have much patience to lay such traps, but i think i'll stick around given i think i have some idea how far you can go with mischeif and insults. you've got fanboy credibility for working in the industry since people truly look up to meat-puppet/ sometimes-directors and couples choosing to have kids despite the glaring reality even if they live over a decade with hiv they'll still leave an orphan less than ten years old. your job has an air of authority to many of the people who fantasize about working in the industry in some capacity and you need to continue to exploit this trust.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits