Way to go buddy, insult the board indiscriminately then ask for help.

For your information xpt'ers have already set up a 24 hr searcher relief station in the closed drugstore across from the mall. We're coordinating searches and providing donuts and cocoa for everyone who helps out. Two radio stations will be broadcasting from there this morning.

Change in plans though - due to state law, we can no longer provide free ammunition to searchers.