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#81253 - 01/25/05 11:55 PM Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must Read)
AC Cream Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 1
Your Great At Trashing Stars. How About Helping Them?

Tera Posts....
"Please help me i lost my dog im soo heartbroken right now "



HELP US FIND HER DOG !!!!
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Thanks,

AC Cream

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#81254 - 01/26/05 12:11 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must Read)
Rico Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/11/04
Posts: 22
Loc: Buenos Aires
AC Cream=
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#81255 - 01/26/05 02:13 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I am a huge dog lover. But I fucking hate toy fox terriers. Eat shit and die.
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#81256 - 01/26/05 02:46 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Your Great At Trashing Stars. How About Helping Them?





Why, it was probably Mr. Tera Patrick who dumped it. Porn whores shouldn't be allowed to own animals. The poor dog has joined Bandit in doggy heaven.

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#81257 - 01/26/05 03:46 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must Read)
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Way to go buddy, insult the board indiscriminately then ask for help.

For your information xpt'ers have already set up a 24 hr searcher relief station in the closed drugstore across from the mall. We're coordinating searches and providing donuts and cocoa for everyone who helps out. Two radio stations will be broadcasting from there this morning.

Change in plans though - due to state law, we can no longer provide free ammunition to searchers.

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#81258 - 01/26/05 03:59 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I saw on the news the dog was being held captive by Al-Qaeda. A video clip was distributed through Muslim news outlets showing the dog pleading for his live and requesting that Omar Sharif step in as negociator.
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#81259 - 01/26/05 05:06 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Perve Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/22/03
Posts: 48
First off fuck Tera Patrick and her dog. Has that whore ever did anal, I don't think so. If she did, it would be boring just like all the rest of her scenes.

As for AC_Cream, fuck him too. One time I was in the Chatroom at ADT, and he chastised me as one of those perverts from xxxporntalk. Yes I prefer this board and wish that this room had a chatroom (that the posters used on a daily basis), so since it doesn't I have to go there with you concerned fans of a slut that lost her dog. Boo Fucking Who.

Hey AC stop the stupid concern and get a pornstar to fuck you the old fashioned way. Pay for it.

Sorry I just hate someone that despise the perverts on this board but will come and ask for help. For a whore that people here probably never even liked, none the less.

Fuck off AC
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#81260 - 01/26/05 05:37 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I moved this to the Cage. Enjoy.
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#81261 - 01/26/05 06:37 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
The only 2 things Tera Patricks needs are

1) A new hair stylist
2) A new husband

Malice
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#81262 - 01/26/05 06:52 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

Your Great At Trashing Stars. How About Helping Them?





Why, it was probably Mr. Tera Patrick who dumped it. Porn whores shouldn't be allowed to own animals. The poor dog has joined Bandit in doggy heaven.




Animals and children. God I wish the government would step in and put a stop to this.So much unnecessary heartbreak could be stopped.
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#81263 - 01/26/05 07:07 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I think maybe that dirtbag boyfriend of hers ate it, but is she looking worn out or what? I like how this guy takes a dig @ xxxpt in his deperate plea for our help. We only bash porn stars here with honesty maliciously or not as a reality check. Quit taking yourselves so seriously...
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#81264 - 01/26/05 11:28 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
What a bunch of self-delusioned retards.......

They might as well have put out a fucking Amber Alert on the pooch instead of posting a "HAVE YOU SEEN MY DOGGY" thread here...
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#81265 - 01/26/05 02:23 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Lost a dog? I really can't think of a better, more effective course than to post about it on a porn message board.

Hell, at least AC Cream gets to feel the moral superiority of having "accomplished" something, which is... actually... nothing!
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#81266 - 01/26/05 02:31 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Has that whore ever did anal



Caribbean Undercover

Does this remind anyone else of Patrick Collins' post to RAME asking for help finding the missing Kristi Lynn (later found dead)? Gee I'm sorry, it's very said, but Patrick posted that with global distribution and it's not clear what some fanboy in Texas is supposed to actually do?
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#81267 - 01/26/05 04:51 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must Read)
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
This AC Cream guy is a gigantic menstruating cunt. He's the worst of the worst on ADT -- the lowest occupant of a deep, deep barrel.

If there is/was a conflict that by some miracle never got locked over there, he was surely a part of it. The porn industry will give this douche a heart attack. He takes this shit that seriously.

Oh and the dog thing, what a nerd. People loose dogs, it happens. I'm pretty sure a porn fan in Prague or Amsterdam isn't going to find it. Call me crazy, but I believe this to be true.
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#81268 - 01/26/05 06:44 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must Read)
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
If this guy isn't a personal assistant to tera or paid to run her site and other related things by tera then he has taken the crown from ADT watch guy as the heavyweight saddest fan boy champion of the world.
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#81269 - 01/26/05 08:25 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must Read)
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
AC Cream getting scolded

Check out jamesboston's first post. Kinda funny.
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#81270 - 01/26/05 08:32 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must Read)
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

AC Cream getting scolded

Check out jamesboston's first post. Kinda funny.




That's his 354th post, not his first. But it may be his last.

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#81271 - 01/27/05 02:18 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
that was cathartic, AC Cream represents a major failing in our social mores. every kid is encouraged that they can have opinions and they're special, wonderful people by teachers who create these abominations and they're long-gone by the time they've matured and are torturing us with resolute stupidity and meritless self-worth. he needed to know that, i thought i was fairly polite given the message. i could have written something a lot worse, but i figured that was close to borderline-bannable and i could still get the message across that he'd look good dumped roadside in the nevada desert with vultures eating him.

and no, i'm not banned yet.
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#81272 - 01/27/05 04:09 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Nobody likes AC Cream over at ADT, either.
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#81273 - 01/27/05 08:39 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Lurid2.0 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
Nobody likes ADT over here... btw Is Tera part Korean? You know what Stern says about Koreans & dogs?...
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#81274 - 01/27/05 09:19 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
dogs smell better?

still not banned!
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#81275 - 01/27/05 09:26 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
... And now it turns out, by her own admission, she left the dog in a car at the mall for 30 minutes. And "maybe" left the door unlocked.

How many times does Jeff have to say it? Pets, porn whores... they just... they just don't go together.
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#81276 - 01/27/05 09:36 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Lurid2.0 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
Quote:

dogs smell better?

still not banned!





Uh, dogs are allegedly a delicacy or a meal to some Koreans he says. Anyway, thanx for all your support, james. I think that you & Garfield the only ones here who might appreciate me.

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#81277 - 01/27/05 12:01 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Fake Lurid Bastard
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#81278 - 01/27/05 12:10 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I checked out the Adt thread posted here and he made a mention fo some picture rule there. What in the hell is that about?. Your not allowed to post pictures at all?. Who in the hell runs that site?, stevie wonder?.
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#81279 - 01/27/05 02:13 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
I just find it hilarious that this XPT-hating ADT fanboy has lowered himself to post in the cage over, of all things, a lost dog.
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#81280 - 01/27/05 02:36 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
He posted in General, Zen moved it here.
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#81281 - 01/27/05 02:44 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

He posted in General, Zen moved it here.



Whoops, missed that. Still, even that he posted on XPT at all is amusing. I've locked horns with this guy a few times in ADT chat. It's hilarious that people who claim to hate this place know everything that goes on here. I always smile to myself when I visit the "Who's Online" page and see so many anonymous browsers.
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#81282 - 01/27/05 03:41 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
my account is still intact and the mod. response was "knock it off you two". like it was anything other than a totally random personal attack and somehow a two-way street.i covered all the bases from telling him he didn't have the ability to think for himself, north korean dictators, dunce caps and ear-boxing.the eugenics thing was a risk that paid off.

if it wasn't snowy here, i'd go golfing since i'm now the white OJ---everyone knows I'm guilty and a terrible person but somehow free to roam amongst them. i've been in blackface since mlk jr. so it's a pretty easy transition.
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#81283 - 01/27/05 03:53 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

my account is still intact and the mod. response was "knock it off you two".




I had sent off for a correspondence course in diplomacy but cancelled after reading these threads. I have seen the error of my ways and someday might do something about it. Meantime, I'm thinking I'll go back to the unamerican steph thread and edit in an "I'd hit it" smiley.

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#81284 - 01/27/05 03:55 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

my account is still intact and the mod. response was "knock it off you two". like it was anything other than a totally random personal attack and somehow a two-way street.i covered all the bases from telling him he didn't have the ability to think for himself, north korean dictators, dunce caps and ear-boxing.the eugenics thing was a risk that paid off.

if it wasn't snowy here, i'd go golfing since i'm now the white OJ---everyone knows I'm guilty and a terrible person but somehow free to roam amongst them. i've been in blackface since mlk jr. so it's a pretty easy transition.




I believe the best way to deal with the ADT problem is from the inside. It seems that you concur. We are both tackling the same problem from different angles.
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#81285 - 01/27/05 03:56 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
who cares about ADT?. Its pointless, its a boring porn forum that doesn't let you discuss porn, its more of a medium for porn fans who want to meet other porn fans, there is no shortage of duffel bags. I challenge any of the ADT mods to a debate here, . I hate kryptic almost as much as i hate jrv.
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#81286 - 01/27/05 04:10 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

its more of a medium for porn fans who want to meet other porn fans




It reminds me of the early/mid 90's chat room on aol.

"Hey you got connected?
yeah, me too.
You like porn?
yeah me too.
Cool how we both got connected and like porn"


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#81287 - 01/27/05 04:15 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

"Hey you got connected?
yeah, me too.
You like porn?
yeah me too.
Cool how we both got connected and like porn"






I think i saw that in garfields bio when he first signed up.
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#81288 - 01/27/05 04:21 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I think i saw that in garfields bio when he first signed up.




Don't drag me into your issues with Garfield. We spent last weekend hitting B&B's around the Delaware Water Gap and from now on Garfield is A-OK with me.

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#81289 - 01/27/05 04:34 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
LOL...ok, I'm not buying this ploy
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#81290 - 01/27/05 04:55 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#81291 - 01/27/05 08:50 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
dude, the first time i really read anything you wrote over there was the eva angelina debacle. that was unreal funny. less than half of the people responding had a clue and may not be capable of identifying sarcasm in speech or writing.

unfortunately, i don't have much patience to lay such traps, but i think i'll stick around given i think i have some idea how far you can go with mischeif and insults. you've got fanboy credibility for working in the industry since people truly look up to meat-puppet/ sometimes-directors and couples choosing to have kids despite the glaring reality even if they live over a decade with hiv they'll still leave an orphan less than ten years old. your job has an air of authority to many of the people who fantasize about working in the industry in some capacity and you need to continue to exploit this trust.
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#81292 - 01/27/05 10:29 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
ADTapologist Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 8
Quote:

who cares about ADT?.




Someone does. It seems like a quarter of the posts here are about ADT. Including multiple posts about how pathetic it is that ADT people read this board, when it's obvious that half the Cagers obsessively read ADT. Most of whom are like little loser kids hoping people will think they're cool if they imitate their hero the Monkey.

Quote:

I challenge any of the ADT mods to a debate here.




I may or may not be a mod there. But let's play. What are the main complaints about ADT?

1) Ass-kissing of porn whores. Are you kidding me? This from a group that elevated a fourth-stringer like Gen Padova to queen of the fucking castle until she heard her first negative comment and ran away. Followed by an instant chorus of, "Butterface, I mean Gen, you're so beautiful and wonderful, please come back! PLEEEASE!"

2) Lame posters like AC Cream. Well Christ, look at the roster around here. I don't think I've ever seen a post worth reading that wasn't by Smelly Monkey or Simp. Maybe Kami. Otherwise it's an endless cavalcade of retard after retard.

3) Censorship. I might have conceded this point at one time, but forget locked threads and banned users, I seem to remember the entire fucking Cage suddenly vanishing like Trotsky from official Soviet photos, without a trace.

Tell me where I'm wrong here.

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#81293 - 01/28/05 12:35 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
saying you may or may not be a mod means you are one, so why the disguise and fake beard? it's great you can accuse people of being cowards obsessed with adt yet this is your first post despite having a detailed knowledge of the cage's history since the summer at minimum?i'm not i'd want use logical balsa-wood like that as my first line of attack.

the cliff's notes version is basically to give some people vagisil and adt would be cooler.

1-2}there was a fundamental schism in philosophy between the cage and general porno talk and the differences are substantial and easy to pick up. think iconoclast/iconodule but more obvious--i go days without checking bjfan's haunts and people tend to post in one or the other. i'm also on adt and freely admit to checking there every other day at a minimum.

you posted here so from now on gpt will not be part of the discussion as the audience is different and you're addressing the cage regulars.

where's the ass kissing now? genesis is friendly and it's returned to her-but teasing her about brett rockman isn't fanboy behavior when you look at Wow! Teagan! and the more contemporary keri sable nonsense. there are people who are consistently and openly hostile to pornstars and life goes on here. next time a pornstar posts for the first time again over at adt, you'll see a reaction you can thank mr. pavlov for explaining as fanboys start to mass with the hope that someone new will pay attention to them. do you see pornstars as avatars very often? not here, that's adt.

monkey is the chosen one-or he is if you're into funny stuff. the guy's legit in terms of hilarity and he's consistent and creative but the cage ain't devoid of others who can come up with some great stuff. sure, sure, the spectre of cruelty rarely leaves the cage for long--but the funniest ideas are almost never kind. many people think monty python;s stuff was amongst the better comedy ever made and most of it was dehumanizing, gory, cruel and filled with stereotypes. the adult industry is generally comprised of some laughably stupid and/or classless and amoral people and it's a goldmine if you've got a sense of humor. i don't read newsweek or midbrow novels, so headlines like "did tori welles kill a hooker with a knife" are a welcome departure from stuff that's unintelligible to most people. what do you think about jewel denyle? should someone petty, simple-minded and rumored to be running a mob-funded business be protected from ridicule or unpleasant comments by means of moderator actions? i don't think so. should someone who wastes such an enormous amount of people's time and derails countless threads like ac-cream not face corrective-measures by his peers? nope, somehow he slipped through childhood without developing any kind of sensitivity towards how others would like him to act or he's woefully deficient in social and emotional intelligences. i'm pretty sure out of the small user-base of the cage you could find 5 people who at least as intelligent as adt's top-5 culled from their regulars. there's a greater degree of polarization here with most people being smart enough to realize the other half has endless comedic possibilities by virtue of their being very crazy or stupid.

there are plenty of adt users who i enjoy reading and if you look in tech talk, i've made an effort to help people with simple problems and been successful plenty so i'm as useful as most. what i think is lame apart from locking things before there's actually anything offensive and shielding the ac-cream's from reality at the cost of the forum's readability and content are the sacred cows, the ugly IR pressure from about 5 people and "we're so open and progressive and we'll tolerate anything except stuff like vincevega because he's mean". i don't even bother discussing things, the level of politcal and philosophical conviction by most falls far short of their knowledge and ability. other than those things which drive me fucking nuts, i've got no problem with it being run as a business and avoiding an uninviting atmosphere. people should just stop being such bleeding vaginas and realize they're discussing something sleazy and embrace it sometimes. if you were a kid, and weren't a social mutant talking shit with your friends wasn't anything to get worked up about and was good for some laughs. singling out the saved by the bell "screech" of any group can be uneventful and painless, but here there's been a constant stream of ones lacking self-awareness and once hooked they'll fight spectacuarly thrashing against a force they don't understand on the other end of the clear monofilament. it's life, it's hilarious, it's better that sitting on your hands and speaking like a butler.

3-the cage was taken away briefly over a weekend and returned once everyone had time to sort out an incident and consider liability. the sycophants you referred to were split on whether the monkey was too personal and plenty of them were the opposite of sycophants.
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#81294 - 01/28/05 03:05 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
ADTapologist Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
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Quote:

saying you may or may not be a mod means you are one,



Uh, no. It means what it says. Truth is, I mentioned it only to broaden the potential guesses of who it might be, if that kind of thing starts. And because Monkey mentioned it.

Quote:

so why the disguise and fake beard?



Honestly, no good reason. It's not like it was a well-crafted master plan.

Quote:

you posted here so from now on gpt will not be part of the discussion.



That's a convenient dodge, but it's a totally artificial division. I understand why you want to make up bullshit rules to try to fix the game, but I don't have to buy it.

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what do you think about jewel denyle?



She seems like a bit of a cunt, with a bad temper. So, about a typical chick. But she doesn't get kid-glove treatment. She gets challenged and takes some shit, until it gets to just stupid name-calling. I'd argue that she doesn't get more "protection" than any other poster. You'd argue that that's still too much, but that falls under point 3.

The censorship thing is a little overblown, which is understandable because it is the whole reason XPT exists. Shit, you spent a couple days jacking off over the idea of getting banned at ADT, planning your big moment, and it didn't even happen. That's gotta suck for you.

A lot of what you say in that fucking book you just wrote isn't wrong, but a lot of it is irrelevant to the issues I brought up.

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#81295 - 01/28/05 05:27 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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why no name? i call bullshit that you're not a mod, a regular user having the balls to post that wouldn't particuarly be hung up on saying who you are. but admitting you're a mod would make you a pinata for the rest of time here. i don't care which one you are, but that's lame if you're going to lie that obviously and it's laughable that you're here to defend adt users from charges of being pussies about some things then decide to act like one yourself. if you voluntarily want to say you're a nameless mod or even tell me who you are via pm that's cool. otherwise, i've got enough of an idea who you are that some effort, a few emails and a favor is going to let me know where you are on this continent or if you're in say, the uk. i'll probably hold a grudge by then.
jewel was challenged by billfor roughly a sentence before she stormed off. if she represents the average female based on your experiences you must work at a women's prison. either way, she's coddled and ithat's tragic your life is lonely enough that you think that about women. 2)it's not an artificial division, there's little cross-posting, take a look, it's not bloods/crips but close. it's real and fair, but you have to whine about that one or you'll just seem silly. how was vegas with the friends you've aquired from the shared interest of beating off and giving watches away?
3)of course i'm right-as to whether it's relevant-i was on roll and you didn't give me much to work with after i'd addressed everything while pointing out how sloppy you were in your cowardice,
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#81296 - 01/28/05 06:17 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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stealing someone's pet is awful. If I found the dog I wouldn't accept the reward.

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#81297 - 01/28/05 09:13 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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I got ten bucks that says ADTapologist is Bill, the mod from ADT. Since james mentioned Bill in his post, I think he's leaning that way too.

There are but a few over at ADT that can craft a cohesive sentence with proper punctuation, and Bill is one of them. He has no particular writing style, like say a skronker, or cobalt60, which, ironically, creates a style all his own. We can all be sure that this isn't BonoOne because there is no "lol", "heehee" or "Arianna Jolie" mentioned anywhere in his posts.

I've got no problem with Bill, if this is indeed him. He seems like one of the more reasonable mods over there. Just seems odd that he would come here and not cop to who he really is.

james - Funny, when I linked to your AC assault, I didn't know that was you. I'm slow I guess, never put two and two together. Now that the link has been made, I'm sure by every mod over at ADT too, I'm damn surprised you haven't been banned yet; just for precautionary purposes if nothing else.
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#81298 - 01/28/05 09:53 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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bill's on my shortlist with what you said, sirnoelplum and another few. i actually would rather it not be him since i've always thought he was alright for not being afraid to say unpopular stuff. but having some balls makes him a prime suspect for something like this. oh well, i'm going to find out at some point, this was too rash for him not to leave some clues.
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#81299 - 01/28/05 10:12 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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bill's on my shortlist with what you said, sirnoelplum and another few. i actually would rather it not be him since i've always thought he was alright for not being afraid to say unpopular stuff. but having some balls makes him a prime suspect for something like this. oh well, i'm going to find out at some point, this was too rash for him not to leave some clues.


I'll add MLyons and Hardware to my shortlist as well. I can see these two referring to Jewel as a "cunt" (at least on this board), since I can't recall them ever backing Jewel up when she so imprudently spews her nonsense. Plus, they write simliar to Bill.
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#81300 - 01/28/05 10:20 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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hardware already was on it, mlyons has been signifigantly less-active. he's a potential dark-horse though, good call random
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#81301 - 01/28/05 10:29 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Remember, you don't have to assume I'm a guy.

I am enjoying the guessing. And if you want to do some detective work and spoil the mystery, whatever, I don't care. The other main reason for using this name is just that I like it. I think you may be missing the intended irony.

As far as the bright-line division between GPT and the Cage, let's just take a look at a random day, let's say yesterday, since it's easiest. jamesn's posts in the Cage: 5. jamesn's posts in GPT: 3.

I don't think you're doing well on this point.

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#81302 - 01/28/05 10:54 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Remember, you don't have to assume I'm a guy.

As far as the bright-line division between GPT and the Cage, let's just take a look at a random day, let's say yesterday, since it's easiest. jamesn's posts in the Cage: 5. jamesn's posts in GPT: 3.

I don't think you're doing well on this point.


You know, I believe you may actually be a woman, 'cause there's no doubt you're acting like one by playing coy with your identity. If you are, then you're either dumblonde or lindi, neither of which would surprise me.

You would probably get a lot more discussion from the board if the XPTers here knew who they were communicating with. You want people to have an honest, opinionated debate, yet you can't muster the courage to come out from behind your alias. For shame. The irony is that you're doing exactly what people at ADT chastise others for doing.
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#81303 - 01/28/05 10:54 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I may or may not be a mod there. But let's play. What are the main complaints about ADT?

1) Ass-kissing of porn whores. Are you kidding me? This from a group that elevated a fourth-stringer like Gen Padova to queen of the fucking castle until she heard her first negative comment and ran away. Followed by an instant chorus of, "Butterface, I mean Gen, you're so beautiful and wonderful, please come back! PLEEEASE!"

2) Lame posters like AC Cream. Well Christ, look at the roster around here. I don't think I've ever seen a post worth reading that wasn't by Smelly Monkey or Simp. Maybe Kami. Otherwise it's an endless cavalcade of retard after retard.

3) Censorship. I might have conceded this point at one time, but forget locked threads and banned users, I seem to remember the entire fucking Cage suddenly vanishing like Trotsky from official Soviet photos, without a trace.

Tell me where I'm wrong here.






Well fuck-o-doodle-do.....lets take these one at a time


1) If gen is a "fourth stringer" who/what/where are the first 3 strings of Porn Stardom? I see either Porn chicks OR NOT.....from there its a matter of individual preference and taste. Chicks like Gen and Kami have their fans like any other porn star, except Gen and Kami are down to earth, honest and DO NOT TAKE themselves too seriously. Another way to put it is Hypocrisy is kept to a minimum on XPT, and what little hypocrisy that does appear is quickly fodder for Monkey-cage style entertainment.

ADT and XPT are supposed to be PORN forums for Porn fans, Porn stars and anyone with enough time on their hands...or hand. They are not forums for serious-issue groups like the UN, Unicef, Amnesty International or Citizens-Opposed-To-Ketchup-As-A-Vegetable-In-Public-School-Lunches (although serious issue threads are welcome here too.) XPT knows this....ADT seems not to....

2) In my experience, most "Retards" in real life are both (a) Funny, and (b) Honest/Sincere (cuz they dont know how to be hypocritical or self-absorbed.) So the "Endless calvacade of Retards" here at XPT, as you put it, is one of the selling points here at XPT as far as I am concerned.....


3) Trotsky did not vanish without a trace....he left behind in his Mexican Hacienda a half-eaten bowl of Salsa, 2 empty Vodka Bottles, a picture of Stalin getting a Blowjob from Molotov, 3 tootsie rolls and the April 23, 1940 issue of the New Orleans Gazzette.....get your history straight fucktard.
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#81304 - 01/28/05 11:08 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Quote:

You want people to have an honest, opinionated debate, yet you can't muster the courage to come out from behind your alias.



Who the fuck said I wanted that? As jamesn pointed out, I obviously read the Cage pretty regularly. I'm not someone who has taken a side in this whole deal. I think that's stupid on both sides, partly for the reasons I gave.

The guessing is more fun than the debate, really. But Monkey asked for a debate, I took a shot. That's all.

Talking about courage, etc., that's just playground "dare" stuff.

And not that it matters, but I like Jewel, especially when she gets pissed off and goes nuts. Bland is bad.


Edited by ADTapologist (01/28/05 11:20 AM)

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#81305 - 01/28/05 11:08 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Again I agree with Murmur 100 %- the person that did this is a complete ass. However Tera is opening herself up for more trouble by rewarding 5 grand- because the person who stole it is liable to try again to get more cash. Give him the 5 grand , hit him with a shovel and bury him in the backyard with same shovel- the thief probably has no green card anyway
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#81306 - 01/28/05 11:21 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 01/28/05
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Loc: Green Bay, WI
ADTApologis I got your back. I used to look over here sometimes but after all this i had to sign up & post on your sorry bord.

Kami posts on our board as much as she does here sometimes more and she joins our chatroom a lot. Your crappy chatroom doesnt work and nobody s ever in it. We get real stars 2 like Jenna Jamison posts at ADT a lot and even chats 2 us to. If any real stars came over here like Jenna they would B made fun of intil they left. Some even came to our ADT party & where was the xxxpt party, huh? Our mods keep everthing where the stars R not afraid to post and even see us in person.

Face it people on this board R just jealous of what ADT has built and just know how to tear it down instead of making a better board for yourelfs. We were just trying 2 help a star get her dog back and every body here just makes fun how would you like it if it was your dog? UR right about 1 thing though & thats UR a bunch of retards!
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#81307 - 01/28/05 11:25 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Man I hope you are kidding because that is the wrong arguement for this board- If you were kidding it was quite funny.
Ps- I do hope Tera gets her dog back by the way
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#81308 - 01/28/05 11:26 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
jamesn Offline
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i mainly like to know who the fuck i'm talking with--consider it a courtesy. i'm not sure it's courage in the european trenches as much as just not being a douchebag hiding behind multiple names.you're obviously someone most here would recognize, why not be the same person? anonymous posters usually have dug themselves into a hole in that their online personas don't reflect what they actually think or they kind of know they're going to get their asses handed to them but still need to take shots at someone/thing they hate from a safe vantage. be honest and chances are you'll immediately see more respect given to what you're saying.
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#81309 - 01/28/05 11:30 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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James don't even bother- there are not many who use the same name here and there (at least that actually post on both boards). For the life of me I can't see why anyone from that board complains about this one. If you are happy there - stay there and try to smile more often people see. Thank you, I love you all
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#81310 - 01/28/05 11:35 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Quote:

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You want people to have an honest, opinionated debate, yet you can't muster the courage to come out from behind your alias.



Who the fuck said I wanted that? As jamesn pointed out, I obviously read the Cage pretty regularly. I'm not someone who has taken a side in this whole deal. I think that's stupid on both sides, partly for the reasons I gave.

The guessing is more fun than the debate, really. But Monkey asked for a debate, I took a shot. That's all.

Talking about courage, etc., that's just playground "dare" stuff.


My fault, I forgot it was monkey who asked.

As for playground "dare" stuff, you're the festering twat who has to come here under an alias 'cause you most likely fear what Mommy Steph and Daddy Drew will think of you posting on the "enemy board", if you are are in fact a mod.
Admit it, you're petrified of running afoul of the ADT higher-ups, and if you were reprimanded, you would no longer have superiority over the simpleton mouthbreathers at ADT. For this reason alone I know you will never willingly reveal who you are. This has nothing to do with keeping people guessing being "fun".

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#81311 - 01/28/05 11:41 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Its not Plum. He at least has the balls to post here under his Sir Noel handle. Sir Noel Plum
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#81312 - 01/28/05 11:53 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 8
Quote:

you're obviously someone most here would recognize,



I don't see why that's obvious. You might be disappointed.

It doesn't matter anyway. One alias for another, we're all anonymous in the end, except for the performers, sorta. And I'll say again that I obviously don't hate this place. I just pointed out that some of the problems people bitch about at ADT exist here too.

Tell you what, though, if anyone still gives a ratsass who I am in a month, I'll cop. I don't see it as a long-running gag.

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#81313 - 01/28/05 12:28 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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I leave you numbskulls for five minutes and you blow it. We have a real live ADT-person here and all you can think of to do is ask his/her/its identity?

ADTapologist, here's a real question for you:

Who is ADT Watch Guy?

I will not be satisfied until I receive an answer to this question. Or, alternately, until I too am given a watch.
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#81314 - 01/28/05 12:37 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Look. I Like both boards, I like this one better but I also like ADT for some of the posters there and because there tends to be a little more interest in mainstream movies and other things that interest me outside porn.
That said it did bother me recently (ie election time when Steph would actually tell people to stop writing about certain political views- the wording was something like stop regurgitating fox news broadcasts or get your facts straight- whereas I never saw her do that for some of the more left winged members over there. So I took a break from that board until I got over it- it is her business how she wants to do things and if she doesn't want to allow for some of the purest forms of freedom of speech ( minority political thought) over there OK for her thats her business and I try to avoid the political threads now ( except of course those that arer anti saracen in nature). Jeff however has never agreed with my republican stance on voting but he has never tried to keep people from posting their views. Therefore this board wins in my view.
Second- lately there have been a lot of odd moderations going on over there. Closing threads for going off topic, closing threads because things MIGHT go down a "bad " path about the porn stars. Closing the nonsense thread to save bandwidth or for whatever reason that was done.
Third people here seem to be able to take a joke and are far less politically correct than many over there. Not all by far are sticks in the mud at adt but there are quite a few.
Many of the people who post here have been banned over there for some stupid reasons and are rightfully pissed off so I can see them hating adt- but most of the adt posters claim to hate this place and ignore it. But why come here just to stir stuff up- if the roles were reversed you might be banned over here just like Bornyo was there. Or Simp. The fact that you are allowed to complain about this board here is a positive that wouldn't fly over there I bet.


Ps - Why does everyone hate Jewel, I like her . She speaks her mind whether or not she is wrong on the issues or not. It leads to some interesting discussions anyway.
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#81315 - 01/28/05 12:40 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Sorry, on this one I might have to admit to being a moron, because I'm not sure I understand the question. I'm vaguely aware that someone posted that they gave Teagan a watch, but I know that from here, not from ADT. I must have skipped that thread.

What information are you looking for? Presumably you know who the poster is, because he posted it. I'm not unreasonable, I'll help if I can.

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#81316 - 01/28/05 12:42 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Holy shit thats a lot to read. I got dizzle two posts in and fell off my chair, i have a knot in my forehead now like jean claude van damme. So ive decided to end this once and for all, im setting up the ADT v XXXPT thread and explaining my views on each. BTW im disappointed to find out adt guy isn't real, his quote gives it away, its far too deep for a guy who is serious in what he posted a more appropriate one would be 'i like to eat cookie dough'.
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#81317 - 01/28/05 12:46 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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ANSWER THE QUESTION.
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#81318 - 01/28/05 12:49 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 8
Damn, Cleetus, if you're talking about me, please read more carefully. I'll admit to "stirring things up" for sport, but not to hating XPT or even complaining about it really. And as far as taking a joke, shit, this thread got pretty defensive pretty quick. I think people aren't getting it, but I suppose I can take blame for that.

And I do love Jewel. But mainly because she's bitchy. That's the best part. She does no editing in her head.

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#81319 - 01/28/05 12:52 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 01/24/05
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Quote:

ANSWER THE QUESTION.



Dunno. Sorry.

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#81320 - 01/28/05 12:55 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
jamesn Offline
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there's a difference between having an established, consistent representation of who you are and a new account.. i can sympathize with a few reasons for needing to hide but it's hard not to still feel it's irratating, decietful and kinda cowardly at some level.

as to whether it's anonymous--it's not when you ascribe value to the indentity you've forged. if there wasn't some real personal involvement in your other screename and the internet was truly anonymous and apersonal then why do you need to protect your supposedly anonymous account's reputation? i thought i suggested some reasonable ways to let others identify roughly who you were. it's not like it's hard for those who can see your ip addy to nail who it is based on region, so nobody's that much of a ghost unless they make it look like they live in poland.

as to what you actually said before i distracted myself with that tangent---that's cool. why not post more since you visit reguarly? adt has a big userbase, but it's so brutally earnest and there's a crushing sense of general reticence to say something that's going to offend people. and jewel is a scumbag. it's great for content, but it's totally devoid of humor, whereas the opposite tends to rule the day here. oh well, this was fun. see you in a month.
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#81321 - 01/28/05 12:55 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Your Honor, I would like to ask permission to treat Ms. ADTapologist as a hostile witness.
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#81322 - 01/28/05 12:59 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 01/28/05
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U people think UR so funny and better but UR not at all. Our sight has lot more of features and stars on there. The watch was a special gift between a TRUE fan & Teagan and she LOVED it. All the girls at the party were saying they wouldnt even go to the xxxpt party. BUT THAT"S RIGHT THERE WASNT EVEN ONE! We will C after a year which sight is STILL better if this one is even still around anymore.

LOSERS this isn't a contest about who is smarter it is about PORN duh.

How did U even know I like cookie dough? Well get me some little monkey because WE OWN U !
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#81323 - 01/28/05 01:01 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY





So what happened to the fucking mutt (the one on the left)????
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#81324 - 01/28/05 01:02 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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that account isn't transparently a dumb joke or anything. you just wasted 3 minutes of your life setting it up and it's as funny as "the nanny".
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#81325 - 01/28/05 01:13 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Your Honor, I would like to ask permission to treat Ms. ADTapologist as a hostile witness.



You may proceed councilor.
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#81326 - 01/28/05 01:23 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I leave you numbskulls for five minutes and you blow it. We have a real live ADT-person here and all you can think of to do is ask his/her/its identity?



I don't see any ADT posters, just Rump and maybe Garfield with Yet Another Username.
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#81327 - 01/28/05 01:28 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Maybe the biggest difference between the two boards is the fact that an admittedly lameass thread topic is allowed to shift course and result in semi-intelligent discussion.

Try that on ADT.

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#81328 - 01/28/05 01:29 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 02/12/04
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The Fake Garfield (ADT Rocks) is too transparent to really be Garfield. Worst acting performance of the year.
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#81329 - 01/28/05 01:39 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
I say these 2 ADT turds identify themselves so I can rape them and their families. I'll start with the grandparents.

I hope one of them is Bone-One, aka 'King of the Ass-Kissers' I'll rape him into the next century.

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#81330 - 01/28/05 01:48 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I say these 2 ADT turds identify themselves so I can rape them and their families. I'll start with the grandparents.

I hope one of them is Bone-One, aka 'King of the Ass-Kissers' I'll rape him into the next century.




Good to have you back w/ your username. Not even Hallmark says it like Kyoto.

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#81331 - 01/28/05 03:03 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 37
Yes did anyone actually assist in trying to find Tera's dog. I was trying to check this site for up to the minute updates but haven't found any, and I must confess there hasn't been an update on ADT either but also not this much negativity either.


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#81332 - 01/28/05 05:43 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Damn, Cleetus, if you're talking about me, please read more carefully. I'll admit to "stirring things up" for sport, but not to hating XPT or even complaining about it really. And as far as taking a joke, shit, this thread got pretty defensive pretty quick. I think people aren't getting it, but I suppose I can take blame for that.

And I do love Jewel. But mainly because she's bitchy. That's the best part. She does no editing in her head.




No dude I was just talking about people in general coming here and putting us down- just trying to make a point that you can actually do that here ( plus this thread is quite entertaining ). I wanted to also point out where i stand in liking both places and why i do prefer it here.
I now really think that adtrocks has to be a phony account because it is too perfect to pick on even my easy going self feels a desire to pick on him.

That is exactly what I like about Jewel myself- she says what she is thinking at the time and if people don't like it then too bad.

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#81333 - 01/28/05 08:43 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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you said it wetback, spic,deformed babyhaving,fagget bitch. go watch telemondo-ss







NOTHING and i mean NOTHING will ever top that time where sammura just went postal on the board, it was riveting reading, she just went fucking nuts and laid into everyone , chico was her main target and the funniest. Holy shit where is that thread again, I say she is worth bringing back just because we know we will be given a moment close to that at some point and its worth her lame predict insults for a month just to get her to that point again. I can seriously picture her shouting all the stuff she posts as she types, then taking a break to beat the shit out of her kids, like those hood rats who suffer from depression do on the maury show.


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#81334 - 01/29/05 08:14 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
A round of Bacon water for the bar
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#81335 - 01/29/05 09:18 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 01/25/04
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A round of Bacon water for the bar





Great, i just got the mental image of sammura squeezing it out of her breast into a line of glasses.
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#81336 - 01/29/05 01:21 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Quote:

Quote:

A round of Bacon water for the bar





Great, i just got the mental image of sammura squeezing it out of her breast into a line of glasses.




Fuck now I do too.
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#81337 - 01/29/05 01:37 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Mission accomplished
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#81338 - 01/29/05 01:41 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Me sqeezie squeezie the bacon milkie from my dynamite bresteses.
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#81339 - 01/29/05 02:05 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Mission accomplished




Cleet,
That was just plain mean. I don't think I can eat dinner after that thought.
A pox on you for that.
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#81340 - 01/30/05 02:33 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Back on topic. The title of this thread should read, "ADT's AC Cream takes the next step in psychotic behavior". I have been so inspired by AC that I will start a new thread in his honor.
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#81341 - 01/31/05 09:36 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
Wankus is actually holding a fund raiser to gather money to increase the reward for anybody that returns Tera's dog.

Is this how Wankus thinks? Forget giving the money to a real charity or towards something worthwhile, let's raise money to find some washed up star's dumb fucking dog.

We should raise some money here. All the money will go towards a nice dinner where we sit AC Cream down and feed him Tera's dog after we find it.

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#81342 - 01/31/05 09:47 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Wankus is actually holding a fund raiser to gather money to increase the reward for anybody that returns Tera's dog.

Is this how Wankus thinks? Forget giving the money to a real charity or towards something worthwhile, let's raise money to find some washed up star's dumb fucking dog.

We should raise some money here. All the money will go towards a nice dinner where we sit AC Cream down and feed him Tera's dog after we find it.




I saw that too. The money is for the reward fund. "In the unfortunate event the dog isn't found the money will be donated to the local humane society". Sounds good but I bet they never see a penny.

As to the rest of the post, I have some good recipes.

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#81343 - 01/31/05 10:30 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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All the money will go towards a nice dinner where we sit AC Cream down and feed him Tera's dog after we find it.





LOL
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#81344 - 01/31/05 11:29 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Quote:

All the money will go towards a nice dinner where we sit AC Cream down and feed him Tera's dog after we find it.





LOL




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#81345 - 02/10/05 09:39 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Quote:

Wankus is actually holding a fund raiser to gather money to increase the reward for anybody that returns Tera's dog.

Is this how Wankus thinks? Forget giving the money to a real charity or towards something worthwhile, let's raise money to find some washed up star's dumb fucking dog.

We should raise some money here. All the money will go towards a nice dinner where we sit AC Cream down and feed him Tera's dog after we find it.




Its just another reason to hate that fuck Swami.
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#81346 - 02/10/05 09:52 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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No comment, except to say that some people take all this stuff way, way too seriously. Most of us red-bloodeds would have slipped our own names into this three-way. From another board:

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AC Cream
Member

749 Posts
5/04
Posted - Feb 9 2005 : 07:20:55 PM
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How about a g/g/b McKenzie, Austyn, & Wankus?

AC Cream

PS. Jenna I'm glad to see you've come back "home". The "other place" isn't deserving of your spit much less your posts.

Edited by - AC Cream on 2/9/2005 7:23:56 PM



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#81347 - 02/10/05 11:30 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
so we're not worth spit, huh? that guy would probably scrape it off a parking lot and keep it in a jar with the used enemas he stole out of brianna banks' trashcans. i bet his mantle has signed autographed glossies from avn and he hasn't washed his hand since he shook tera's after waiting in line in some godforsaken desert wasteland. then evan seinfeld punched him in the stomach and took his wallet as "tera tax". i hate this guy, what a whiny cunt with the personality of a breadfruit. delendo est ac creamo.
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#81348 - 02/10/05 11:48 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
from happier times...


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#81349 - 02/14/05 11:41 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
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From LukeIsBack:

Tera Patrick Gets Her Dog Back

Tera and her boyfriend Evan Seinfeld write:

CALL IT WHAT YOU LIKE, CALL IT A MIRACLE! AFTER 3 WEEKS OF BEING MISSING IN ACTION, LITTLE CHOPPER IS HOME! ABOUT TIME TOO, BECAUSE WE WERE ALL OUT OF KLEENEX! IN A BIZARRE TWIST OF EVENTS, AFTER ADS RAN IN EVERY NEWSPAPER IN L.A., 3000 COLOR FLYERS COVERED THE VALLEY, AND TERA WENT ON 10 RADIO STATIONS, CRYING FOR HELP TO GET HER LITTLE LOST LOVE BACK, OUR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED! THANK FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS TO ALL OF YOU THAT HELPED, AND VOLUNTEERED YOUR TIME AND EFFORT, ESPECIALLY ROBERT MORA, AND ALL THE HOMEBOYS! HAVE GRATITUDE FOR THOSE YOU LOVE, BECAUSE THEY COULD BE GONE TOMORROW! LOVE TO ALL, EVAN AND TERA


Why does this not please me?
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#81350 - 02/14/05 11:55 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm glad therock284 didn't do something twisted to it or kill it. i wonder what ac-cream will do now that there's no cause to dedicate his all to. who cares, maybe it'll get rabies and bite evan seinfeld in the heart.
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#81351 - 02/14/05 12:27 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I heard Nacho had taken it to Brazil.

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#81352 - 02/14/05 10:51 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 07/05/04
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i'm glad therock284 didn't do something twisted to it or kill it.




I think it would have been great if therock284 had raped that poor dog and then punted it back to Tera. Just to see the look on her face... Priceless.

Just curious-> How in the HELL did this become newsworthy? I get the fact that ac cream ejaculated all over himself over at adt trying to find this dog. But on Lukeisback, radio stations, and what not. It's a fucking dog, get another.
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#81353 - 02/14/05 11:19 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 02/04/05
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AC Cream---><---Tera's pooch


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#81354 - 02/15/05 02:16 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Now what the hell is AC Cream going to do with his life?
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#81355 - 04/06/07 08:07 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must Read)
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Seeing how fat EVAN TURDFELD has gotten, I'D SAY HE ATE THE DAMN DOG AND DIDN'T TELL HIS SKANK WIFE ABOUT IT!!!!!


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#81356 - 04/07/07 12:01 AM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must Read)
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Seeing how fat EVAN TURDFELD has gotten, I'D SAY HE ATE THE DAMN DOG AND DIDN'T TELL HIS SKANK WIFE ABOUT IT!!!!!




Awesome bump Willie, but some other post made mention that he got his chubby guts sucked out by surgical procedure.

Can you say, stretch marks for tubby?
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#81357 - 04/08/07 05:52 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

Awesome bump Willie, but some other post made mention that he got his chubby guts sucked out by surgical procedure.

Can you say, stretch marks for tubby?




I thought he had the stomach reduction surgery, not liposuction. Does that leave stretch marks too? (looking at my own waistline in need of reduction)
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#81358 - 04/08/07 10:48 PM Re: Tera Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!(Cali People Must R
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Registered: 02/11/07
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Loc: cleanup
Sure it does, over time.
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