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Thanks,

AC Cream

AC Cream=

I am a huge dog lover. But I fucking hate toy fox terriers. Eat shit and die.

Way to go buddy, insult the board indiscriminately then ask for help.

For your information xpt'ers have already set up a 24 hr searcher relief station in the closed drugstore across from the mall. We're coordinating searches and providing donuts and cocoa for everyone who helps out. Two radio stations will be broadcasting from there this morning.

Change in plans though - due to state law, we can no longer provide free ammunition to searchers.

I saw on the news the dog was being held captive by Al-Qaeda. A video clip was distributed through Muslim news outlets showing the dog pleading for his live and requesting that Omar Sharif step in as negociator.

First off fuck Tera Patrick and her dog. Has that whore ever did anal, I don't think so. If she did, it would be boring just like all the rest of her scenes.

As for AC_Cream, fuck him too. One time I was in the Chatroom at ADT, and he chastised me as one of those perverts from xxxporntalk. Yes I prefer this board and wish that this room had a chatroom (that the posters used on a daily basis), so since it doesn't I have to go there with you concerned fans of a slut that lost her dog. Boo Fucking Who.

Hey AC stop the stupid concern and get a pornstar to fuck you the old fashioned way. Pay for it.

Sorry I just hate someone that despise the perverts on this board but will come and ask for help. For a whore that people here probably never even liked, none the less.

Fuck off AC

I moved this to the Cage. Enjoy.

The only 2 things Tera Patricks needs are

1) A new hair stylist
2) A new husband

Malice

I think maybe that dirtbag boyfriend of hers ate it, but is she looking worn out or what? I like how this guy takes a dig @ xxxpt in his deperate plea for our help. We only bash porn stars here with honesty maliciously or not as a reality check. Quit taking yourselves so seriously...

What a bunch of self-delusioned retards.......

They might as well have put out a fucking Amber Alert on the pooch instead of posting a "HAVE YOU SEEN MY DOGGY" thread here...

Lost a dog? I really can't think of a better, more effective course than to post about it on a porn message board.

Hell, at least AC Cream gets to feel the moral superiority of having "accomplished" something, which is... actually... nothing!

This AC Cream guy is a gigantic menstruating cunt. He's the worst of the worst on ADT -- the lowest occupant of a deep, deep barrel.

If there is/was a conflict that by some miracle never got locked over there, he was surely a part of it. The porn industry will give this douche a heart attack. He takes this shit that seriously.

Oh and the dog thing, what a nerd. People loose dogs, it happens. I'm pretty sure a porn fan in Prague or Amsterdam isn't going to find it. Call me crazy, but I believe this to be true.

If this guy isn't a personal assistant to tera or paid to run her site and other related things by tera then he has taken the crown from ADT watch guy as the heavyweight saddest fan boy champion of the world.

AC Cream getting scolded

Check out jamesboston's first post. Kinda funny.

that was cathartic, AC Cream represents a major failing in our social mores. every kid is encouraged that they can have opinions and they're special, wonderful people by teachers who create these abominations and they're long-gone by the time they've matured and are torturing us with resolute stupidity and meritless self-worth. he needed to know that, i thought i was fairly polite given the message. i could have written something a lot worse, but i figured that was close to borderline-bannable and i could still get the message across that he'd look good dumped roadside in the nevada desert with vultures eating him.

and no, i'm not banned yet.

Nobody likes AC Cream over at ADT, either.

Nobody likes ADT over here... btw Is Tera part Korean? You know what Stern says about Koreans & dogs?...

dogs smell better?

still not banned!

... And now it turns out, by her own admission, she left the dog in a car at the mall for 30 minutes. And "maybe" left the door unlocked.

How many times does Jeff have to say it? Pets, porn whores... they just... they just don't go together.

Fake Lurid Bastard

I checked out the Adt thread posted here and he made a mention fo some picture rule there. What in the hell is that about?. Your not allowed to post pictures at all?. Who in the hell runs that site?, stevie wonder?.

I just find it hilarious that this XPT-hating ADT fanboy has lowered himself to post in the cage over, of all things, a lost dog.

He posted in General, Zen moved it here.

my account is still intact and the mod. response was "knock it off you two". like it was anything other than a totally random personal attack and somehow a two-way street.i covered all the bases from telling him he didn't have the ability to think for himself, north korean dictators, dunce caps and ear-boxing.the eugenics thing was a risk that paid off.

if it wasn't snowy here, i'd go golfing since i'm now the white OJ---everyone knows I'm guilty and a terrible person but somehow free to roam amongst them. i've been in blackface since mlk jr. so it's a pretty easy transition.

who cares about ADT?. Its pointless, its a boring porn forum that doesn't let you discuss porn, its more of a medium for porn fans who want to meet other porn fans, there is no shortage of duffel bags. I challenge any of the ADT mods to a debate here, . I hate kryptic almost as much as i hate jrv.

Quote:

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"Hey you got connected?
yeah, me too.
You like porn?
yeah me too.
Cool how we both got connected and like porn"

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I think i saw that in garfields bio when he first signed up.

LOL...ok, I'm not buying this ploy

dude, the first time i really read anything you wrote over there was the eva angelina debacle. that was unreal funny. less than half of the people responding had a clue and may not be capable of identifying sarcasm in speech or writing.

unfortunately, i don't have much patience to lay such traps, but i think i'll stick around given i think i have some idea how far you can go with mischeif and insults. you've got fanboy credibility for working in the industry since people truly look up to meat-puppet/ sometimes-directors and couples choosing to have kids despite the glaring reality even if they live over a decade with hiv they'll still leave an orphan less than ten years old. your job has an air of authority to many of the people who fantasize about working in the industry in some capacity and you need to continue to exploit this trust.

saying you may or may not be a mod means you are one, so why the disguise and fake beard? it's great you can accuse people of being cowards obsessed with adt yet this is your first post despite having a detailed knowledge of the cage's history since the summer at minimum?i'm not i'd want use logical balsa-wood like that as my first line of attack.

the cliff's notes version is basically to give some people vagisil and adt would be cooler.

1-2}there was a fundamental schism in philosophy between the cage and general porno talk and the differences are substantial and easy to pick up. think iconoclast/iconodule but more obvious--i go days without checking bjfan's haunts and people tend to post in one or the other. i'm also on adt and freely admit to checking there every other day at a minimum.

you posted here so from now on gpt will not be part of the discussion as the audience is different and you're addressing the cage regulars.

where's the ass kissing now? genesis is friendly and it's returned to her-but teasing her about brett rockman isn't fanboy behavior when you look at Wow! Teagan! and the more contemporary keri sable nonsense. there are people who are consistently and openly hostile to pornstars and life goes on here. next time a pornstar posts for the first time again over at adt, you'll see a reaction you can thank mr. pavlov for explaining as fanboys start to mass with the hope that someone new will pay attention to them. do you see pornstars as avatars very often? not here, that's adt.

monkey is the chosen one-or he is if you're into funny stuff. the guy's legit in terms of hilarity and he's consistent and creative but the cage ain't devoid of others who can come up with some great stuff. sure, sure, the spectre of cruelty rarely leaves the cage for long--but the funniest ideas are almost never kind. many people think monty python;s stuff was amongst the better comedy ever made and most of it was dehumanizing, gory, cruel and filled with stereotypes. the adult industry is generally comprised of some laughably stupid and/or classless and amoral people and it's a goldmine if you've got a sense of humor. i don't read newsweek or midbrow novels, so headlines like "did tori welles kill a hooker with a knife" are a welcome departure from stuff that's unintelligible to most people. what do you think about jewel denyle? should someone petty, simple-minded and rumored to be running a mob-funded business be protected from ridicule or unpleasant comments by means of moderator actions? i don't think so. should someone who wastes such an enormous amount of people's time and derails countless threads like ac-cream not face corrective-measures by his peers? nope, somehow he slipped through childhood without developing any kind of sensitivity towards how others would like him to act or he's woefully deficient in social and emotional intelligences. i'm pretty sure out of the small user-base of the cage you could find 5 people who at least as intelligent as adt's top-5 culled from their regulars. there's a greater degree of polarization here with most people being smart enough to realize the other half has endless comedic possibilities by virtue of their being very crazy or stupid.

there are plenty of adt users who i enjoy reading and if you look in tech talk, i've made an effort to help people with simple problems and been successful plenty so i'm as useful as most. what i think is lame apart from locking things before there's actually anything offensive and shielding the ac-cream's from reality at the cost of the forum's readability and content are the sacred cows, the ugly IR pressure from about 5 people and "we're so open and progressive and we'll tolerate anything except stuff like vincevega because he's mean". i don't even bother discussing things, the level of politcal and philosophical conviction by most falls far short of their knowledge and ability. other than those things which drive me fucking nuts, i've got no problem with it being run as a business and avoiding an uninviting atmosphere. people should just stop being such bleeding vaginas and realize they're discussing something sleazy and embrace it sometimes. if you were a kid, and weren't a social mutant talking shit with your friends wasn't anything to get worked up about and was good for some laughs. singling out the saved by the bell "screech" of any group can be uneventful and painless, but here there's been a constant stream of ones lacking self-awareness and once hooked they'll fight spectacuarly thrashing against a force they don't understand on the other end of the clear monofilament. it's life, it's hilarious, it's better that sitting on your hands and speaking like a butler.

3-the cage was taken away briefly over a weekend and returned once everyone had time to sort out an incident and consider liability. the sycophants you referred to were split on whether the monkey was too personal and plenty of them were the opposite of sycophants.

why no name? i call bullshit that you're not a mod, a regular user having the balls to post that wouldn't particuarly be hung up on saying who you are. but admitting you're a mod would make you a pinata for the rest of time here. i don't care which one you are, but that's lame if you're going to lie that obviously and it's laughable that you're here to defend adt users from charges of being pussies about some things then decide to act like one yourself. if you voluntarily want to say you're a nameless mod or even tell me who you are via pm that's cool. otherwise, i've got enough of an idea who you are that some effort, a few emails and a favor is going to let me know where you are on this continent or if you're in say, the uk. i'll probably hold a grudge by then.
jewel was challenged by billfor roughly a sentence before she stormed off. if she represents the average female based on your experiences you must work at a women's prison. either way, she's coddled and ithat's tragic your life is lonely enough that you think that about women. 2)it's not an artificial division, there's little cross-posting, take a look, it's not bloods/crips but close. it's real and fair, but you have to whine about that one or you'll just seem silly. how was vegas with the friends you've aquired from the shared interest of beating off and giving watches away?
3)of course i'm right-as to whether it's relevant-i was on roll and you didn't give me much to work with after i'd addressed everything while pointing out how sloppy you were in your cowardice,

stealing someone's pet is awful. If I found the dog I wouldn't accept the reward.

I got ten bucks that says ADTapologist is Bill, the mod from ADT. Since james mentioned Bill in his post, I think he's leaning that way too.

There are but a few over at ADT that can craft a cohesive sentence with proper punctuation, and Bill is one of them. He has no particular writing style, like say a skronker, or cobalt60, which, ironically, creates a style all his own. We can all be sure that this isn't BonoOne because there is no "lol", "heehee" or "Arianna Jolie" mentioned anywhere in his posts.

I've got no problem with Bill, if this is indeed him. He seems like one of the more reasonable mods over there. Just seems odd that he would come here and not cop to who he really is.

james - Funny, when I linked to your AC assault, I didn't know that was you. I'm slow I guess, never put two and two together. Now that the link has been made, I'm sure by every mod over at ADT too, I'm damn surprised you haven't been banned yet; just for precautionary purposes if nothing else.

bill's on my shortlist with what you said, sirnoelplum and another few. i actually would rather it not be him since i've always thought he was alright for not being afraid to say unpopular stuff. but having some balls makes him a prime suspect for something like this. oh well, i'm going to find out at some point, this was too rash for him not to leave some clues.

hardware already was on it, mlyons has been signifigantly less-active. he's a potential dark-horse though, good call random

Remember, you don't have to assume I'm a guy.

I am enjoying the guessing. And if you want to do some detective work and spoil the mystery, whatever, I don't care. The other main reason for using this name is just that I like it. I think you may be missing the intended irony.

As far as the bright-line division between GPT and the Cage, let's just take a look at a random day, let's say yesterday, since it's easiest. jamesn's posts in the Cage: 5. jamesn's posts in GPT: 3.

I don't think you're doing well on this point.