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#81087 - 01/24/05 05:01 PM Nicole Sherridan
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Check out this new picture of her. She is horrible unappealing to my eyes when they view a picture of her. She looks like something smartt idolizes from one of the many sci fi movies he beats his meat to on a hourly basis, her skull structure isn't human, that much is true. As for michelle lay she looks like a young John Madden in the face.

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#81088 - 01/24/05 05:17 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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Check out this new picture of her. She is horrible unappealing to my eyes when they view a picture of her. She looks like something smartt idolizes from one of the many sci fi movies he beats his meat to on a hourly basis, her skull structure isn't human, that much is true. As for michelle lay she looks like a young John Madden in the face.




Man that shit was cold blooded. You left out Fayner and his spilled drink wet spots (easy to do) but most importantly, what's with the chicks complexion right behind them? Is she talent in search of makeup or an ADT poster or what?

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#81089 - 01/24/05 05:18 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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Where the fuck is fayners hobo cart and why is he hanging around those alien transvestites?


Edited by ChickenMaster (01/24/05 05:20 PM)

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#81090 - 01/24/05 05:20 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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Man that shit was cold blooded





am i wrong?, her chin puts jay leno's to shame, her forehead dwarfs sammuras, her nose is jacked up, she is just the total package for disgusting.
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#81091 - 01/24/05 05:22 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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Where the fuck is fayners hobo cart and why is he hanging around those alien transvestites?





Its true, fayner has the most feminine appearance of the 3 and he has the bone structure of a chimp, he is the real smelly monkey, he could be one of the williams sisters who doesn't play tennis with that face.
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#81092 - 01/24/05 05:26 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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Its true, fayner has the most feminine appearance of the 3 and he has the bone structure of a chimp, he is the real smelly monkey, he could be one of the williams sisters who doesn't play tennis with that face.




Stick a fork in me I'm done.

I love how well he's representing those free Dirtbag togs. That shit has gotta be good for sales.

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#81093 - 01/24/05 05:27 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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Does fayner have a pocket watch around his neck?. If so i can die now.
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#81094 - 01/24/05 05:31 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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3 extras from Night Of the Living Drunk. Fayner hopes to get laid though he prolly forgot to put on his deoderant again. Hey Fayner, people don't like you, they tolerate you like a coldsore.
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#81095 - 01/24/05 05:33 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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There's another thread elsewhere about street talk, but I think that might be "bling bling" and is most likely a MLK Jr. commemorative coin. Word

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#81096 - 01/24/05 08:44 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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I can't find the picture of Nicole "Joan Rivers" Sheridan from the awards show last year! It was posted here a while back.
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#81097 - 01/25/05 06:49 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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the whores' nose is a lil fucked up but...If U saw the garbage female talent on the East Coast, U would know where I'm coming from
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#81098 - 01/25/05 06:52 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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She had a nose job, that's all. Looks like they used bolt cutters though.
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#81099 - 01/25/05 07:01 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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I'd still bang the white off her teeth
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#81100 - 01/25/05 07:30 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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shes haD a hell of a lot more than a nose job. you should have seen her years ago when hshe danced at a hole in the wall strip club in pittsburgh she doesnt even look like the same person.

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#81101 - 01/25/05 07:47 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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Well she looks better now then 90% of the female talent from the East Coast
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#81102 - 01/25/05 07:51 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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yourself included

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#81103 - 01/25/05 07:53 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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I said female U asshole & secondly I have done fitness modeling & still do, so I must have a look the general public finds attractive, don't hate Me b/c I'm beautiful
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#81104 - 01/25/05 08:01 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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don't hate Me b/c I'm beautiful




We hate you because you're such a closet fag. Don't hate on the ladies because they don't want to fuck your AIDS infested ass.
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#81105 - 01/25/05 08:17 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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We hate you because you're such a closet fag. Don't hate on the ladies because they don't want to fuck your AIDS infested ass.




1st off,in terms of being a closet fag(I have about 15 adult films & have actually performed with 2 females that post in the talent forum here), as well as am currently dating a fitness model

2nd in terms of the females hating Me the ugly ones can hate all they want(thats Y they R forced into doing bukkake, gangbangs, getting pissed on & taking baseballbats up their asses)b/c if they were hot such as the"Contract Girls" in big companies, they wouldn't need to B degraded to make a living

3rd as for u hating Me, I have no clue who u R(or who u R hiding behind this handle as)& would bitch U anyday, anytime, anyplace or anywhere...soU little biatch
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#81106 - 01/25/05 09:28 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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aria is a fitness model too. enough said

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#81107 - 01/25/05 11:23 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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aria is a fitness model too. enough said


Fuckin' brilliant.
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#81108 - 01/26/05 02:27 AM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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Bad complexion girl could possibly be Boo Delicious on a very bad day.
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#81109 - 01/26/05 04:41 AM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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1st off,in terms of being a closet fag(I have about 15 adult films & have actually performed with 2 females that post in the talent forum here), as well as am currently dating a fitness model

2nd in terms of the females hating Me the ugly ones can hate all they want(thats Y they R forced into doing bukkake, gangbangs, getting pissed on & taking baseballbats up their asses)b/c if they were hot such as the"Contract Girls" in big companies, they wouldn't need to B degraded to make a living

3rd as for u hating Me, I have no clue who u R(or who u R hiding behind this handle as)& would bitch U anyday, anytime, anyplace or anywhere...soU little biatch




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#81110 - 01/26/05 06:39 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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Holy shit, kami and john boy are at it again.
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#81111 - 01/26/05 08:30 PM Re: Nicole Sherridan
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Well she looks better now then 90% of the female talent from the East Coast






????? WTF ???? says who fucktard???

I live in the Bay area (san jose) now..... but

I go to Boston once a month for the last 8 years, visit cities like Raleigh, Philadelphia, and yes even NYC...went to school in Boston early 90s, and I grew up In Connecticutt. I will take an AVERAGE east coast chick with a firm grounding, sense of humor and no-delusions-of-stardom-glamour versus the typical female "phyloplankton" I've encountered that inhabits Southern California.

This has nothing to do with Nicole Sheridan per se, whom everyone agrees has had MAJOR "Nip/Tuck" surgery ... I just couldn't stand by and let an idiotic insult to the chicks on the "right" coast go by
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