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DAddy Cronk,
Wow! I've never been pissed on by 26 monkeys before! (I mean i think 5 or 6 one time, but never over 10!) Thank you. I needed a shower anyway.
Vegas Journal snip-"Clerk tells me that the refrigerator I requested in my room costs $7.50 per day, unless I need it for my medication, then it is free. I asked if medicinal alcohol counted and she laughed and said no. “But ANY medicine that you have to keep in the frig counts.” she said. Like she was trying to clue me in to say yes it’s for my medicine. So finally I said, well I guess I could put my Valtrex in there!"




LMAO

I stayed at the Mirage during CES, and my suite had one of those annoying Minibars where everytime you remove something (Beer, Booze, Soda, Candy, Marijuana-Brownies etc.), even if it's just to look at the friggin label/date to make sure its not from CES 1996, they charge you (usually around 10 times the normal price for whatever item you grab.) I wonder how many porn dicks got a free fridge by putting their Viagra in them?
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