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#81002 - 01/24/05 10:00 AM Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Outraged, I am. Outraged.

Quote:

Quoting xxxporntalk isn't much credibility. There are countless 'Wankus is an asshole' threads that have all the wrong info there. The three or four main posters over there pick people they don't like and just have a field day with false allogations and smack talk. I don't even waste my time on those boards. ADT is the best MSG BRD site on the net.



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#81003 - 01/24/05 10:35 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I just noticed that he thinks ADT is the best message board. Where do the KSEX boards fit in there.



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#81004 - 01/24/05 10:45 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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ADT is the best MSG BRD site on the net.








What a kiss ass. When people dont like you you are reduced to saying stupid shit like that to fit in.
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#81005 - 01/24/05 10:48 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Jamie L. Brian Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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Outraged, I am. Outraged.

Quote:

Quoting xxxporntalk isn't much credibility. There are countless 'Wankus is an asshole' threads that have all the wrong info there. The three or four main posters over there pick people they don't like and just have a field day with false allogations and smack talk. I don't even waste my time on those boards. ADT is the best MSG BRD site on the net.









Nothing like alienating yourself from your core audience - hardcore porn fans. Who else does he think listens to his shitty radio show?

As for false allegations, Wankus is one of the most hated people in the business. Every week another post appears about how Wankus got into it with talent. This isn't conjecture, it's fact. Go to AdultFYI and ring in Wankus and see how many hits you get back about this jag-off getting into it with talent. Selena Silver, Tom Byron, Kurt Lockwood, Summer Luv, Ben English etc...

The first time I ever listened to KSEX, I couldn't believe the guy was for real. In one night, he told off a fan who had called in and later, ran Summer Luv out of the station, calling her every derogatory name in the book. First impressions are a killer, this guy Wankus came off as nothing more than a two-bit bully. Despite one career high, lending his voice to a Transformers cartoon, this guy has no reason to be on the radio, or in the business in general.

He treats his co-hosts and listeners like chumps, coming off as someone who actually believes that he's better than the people he's speaking to. Hell, he has no idea of the history of porn, doesn't know names, faces, this or that. A person hosting a porn radio show would be best served to know something about the industry he's in.

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#81006 - 01/24/05 11:01 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Zen, you ignorant slut, how could you not post a link to this hilarious thread? I mean, Wankus attacks Nicole, Swami attacks Gene Ross, Jewel weighs in... Everything hateable about ADT in one neat package!

Here's the recap:

Bob in the Know apparently is not in the know:

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Check out adultfyi.com
http://www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=7887
I would like to hear more about this





The hairy-palmed dude behind "Slut Wife" chimes in and begs for free porn!

Quote:

god, i love that episode, where did you download it from?
hot kisses,
Slut Wife




Jewel demands accountability!

Quote:

I think if girls are going to be hookers they need to be in a safe and tested environment like the Bunny Ranch not out street walking they put the entire business at risk.





SPORTSWAMI!!!!

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I feel bad for Nicole and Jasmine because this is probably one of the scariest experiences they will face in their life. I can't imagine being in a jail cell with a lot more dangerous people.
One thing that bothers the shit out of me is that Nicole's real name was posted by Gene Ross. Now every wacko could find out more things about her and that puts her in more harm's risk. But that just shows what kind of scumbag Gene Ross really is... and why most people don't care for him and want to beat the crap out of him.





Longshot with the beat down!

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you know that feeling huh swami. having people wanna beat the crap outta you

think about it this way chris, now you can find out her number and stalk her.





Swami flails his arms madly like one of Jerry's Kids thrown out of his wheelchair:

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Your right Rob... I guess people hate me so much that when I went to the AVN Expo I was greeted when I introduced my self with smiles and hugs from most of my guests.

Let me put up the official total of my AVN Expo
Interviews: 34
Friendly greetings: 125
Nasty Looks: 2
Sightings of Rob Longshot or any wookie like losers: 0

Give it a rest! If you had any logic or any people backing you up claims.. at least you would have a soap box to stand on... instead of putting your tail between your legs and heading off to florida like the loser you really are.





That pathetic fanboy with the sympathy pornwhore kiss on his cheek wonders:

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I wish I knew who the Sports Swami was.





Pathetic Fanboy #2 does the usual ADT tapdance. "I'm pretty sure it's not true, but I'm just going to hem and haw because I might get in her pants when granny sends me my birthday money."

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I would be cautious about blasting Nicole on this "fiance" issue. I had never heard about this until the recent arrest story came out. A person from a Porn forum full of lies, disrespect, & character assassination told me about this. I haven't been able to research this story on any of the respectable Porn news sites to find out if it's true, but my logic can blast too many holes in the "proving" "Nicole's claim" to be a lie. Jewel maybe you know "Nicole's claim" was made in a way it's being portrayed and it was legitimately proven false, but for me knowing where this story came from I am very skeptical.





Finally, Steph takes one in the chin for the whores!


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AC, try not to be so judgemental. There is nothing wrong with having sex for money regardless of whether or not a camera is in the room. There are plenty of very professional hookers who provide a valuable service to society.





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#81007 - 01/24/05 11:04 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
God, and it was just yesterday that Wankus was sending bogus cease-and-desist orders (signed "Wankus," natch) to this site.

Oh wait, that was in October, my mistake:


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To Whom It May Concern:

re: http://www.xxxporntalk.com
Message Forums

It has been brought to our attention that you are using our companies name in inappropriate form.

Please remove "KSEX DJ" as your avatar descriptions for users of your site. It is considered false representation listing an alias that uses our trademarked company name.

The avatar descriptions are based on amounts of posts and are as follows:

0 ADT regular
40 Sportswami wannabe
80 KSEX DJ
120 Madness Pictures former employee
175 Quasarman Wannabe
225 Kid Vegas Wannabe
Posters from 80 posts to 119 posts are listed on your site as KSEX DJs which is a misrepresentation msy directly affect our business or reputation. Please change this listing to avoid further action.

Thank you in advance for your rapid cooperation in this matter.


Wankus
KSEXradio.com
Program Director



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#81008 - 01/24/05 11:08 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quoting xxxporntalk isn't much credibility. There are countless 'Wankus is an asshole' threads




I thought this strengthened the credibility of this board?. I mean ask anyone but wankus if he is an asshole and the majority of the answers would be yes, or so you would hope. Then again i admire wankus for the delusions that he is actually important to porn and the denial that he is more liked then he is. Notice that he is the only person smiling in any of the pictures taken of him with pornstars and or industry folks. Speaks volumes.
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#81009 - 01/24/05 11:13 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
soxfan1011 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
I think the fact that a good chunk of the people there are trying to defend Nicole Brazzle, and that some of them are sympathizing with her over the loss of "Mike" pretty much tell you about the credibility of THAT board.

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#81010 - 01/24/05 11:14 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Holy shit arab, its always nice to bring back the classics but the new stuff is getting just as good, longshot actually made me laugh which is something i never thought i would hear myself say, i like the specific numbers swami gives as well, its like a mastercard ad, number of pornstars interviewed 286, number of nasty looks 7 , waiting for a girl outside her home at 5 am more then 4000 miles away from where you live to ask her how her day was, priceless.


Edited by smelly monkey (01/24/05 12:20 PM)
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#81011 - 01/24/05 11:16 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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some of them are sympathizing with her over the loss of "Mike" pretty much tell you about the credibility of THAT board.






No way, they can't be current can they?. If so and theres any hint of watch offering then i not only want a link to the thread, i demand it.
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#81012 - 01/24/05 11:16 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
what can i say... there are only two people i hate, one i will not name... the other is Swami.
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#81013 - 01/24/05 11:19 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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what can i say... there are only two people i hate, one i will not name... the other is Swami





Can i have three guesses?

1) me

2) Helen Hunt

or

3) lara roxx

if not am i close any any and if so which one, if its lara then i change it to lex steel.
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#81014 - 01/24/05 11:22 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
none of the above monkey.... none of the above.
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#81015 - 01/24/05 11:34 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
The hilarious thing is that I can imagine Sperm Swami going home at the end of every day and noting in his personal diary how many people exchanged friendly looks at him.

I've always liked Rob, but this elevates him to godhood in my eyes.

As for Nicole Brazzle, since at least some of the non-lobotomized are looking here: I actually did what the supposed "journalists" in porn somehow didn't think of. I called the Information Officers at the Pentagon and at Camp Pendleton, and had them run through the names of every Marine killed in Fallujah two weeks prior to November 29, when she claims she was told. Anyone can do the same.

Here's the thread, you bastards. Make the phone calls and smack the last bit of lying pornwhore worship out of your heads.
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#81016 - 01/24/05 12:04 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Quote:

Quoting xxxporntalk isn't much credibility. There are countless 'Wankus is an asshole' threads



I thought this strengthened the credibility of this board?.



Monkey cuts to the heart of the matter. ADT likes wankus, XXXPT doesn't ... and whose credibility is threatened?

Isn't Wankus the one that posted the claim "Selena has been paid, Selena has been paid, well, we're holding her check until she signs some papers for us", finally admitting that he had NEVER paid her, over a period of months? And nobody on ADT, where this was posted, seemed to think that maybe Selena was right to claim she hadn't been paid? Even the lowliest burger-flip knows the difference between "I've been paid" and "I haven't been paid", and Wankus managed to snow the ADT herd on that subtle point.
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#81017 - 01/24/05 12:18 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
LMAO at the posts in this thread of

Smelly Monkey

Smiling ARAB


Since Wankus mentioned something about COUNTLESS Threads on XPT titled "Anti-Wankus" / "Wankus Sucks" / "Wankus is a Turd" / "Wankus is a Malignant-Growth-On Kurt-Lockwood's Dick" etc., I say we organize a Human-cyberwave blitz on ADT where we all individaully post a "Wankus Sucks" thread.

Granted some of us have been banned; if so, surely we all must know people who we could get to post such a thread on our behalf. Imagine the temporary but joyous HAVOC it might wreak at ADT, followed by Wankus pitching a shit fit on the next "K-SUCKS" broadcast and attacking whoever the whore-du-jour is that night.

He said COUNTLESS, lets give the Bean-DIP-eating Prick countless....

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#81018 - 01/24/05 12:28 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
It is amusing to me how these people who supposedly hate this board all seem to find the time to come on over and type their names in the search function just to see what all us dicks have said about them. When someone dislikes me I know I could give a shit about what they say- unless I want to hump them ( which of course is an exception to most of my rules)
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#81019 - 01/24/05 12:54 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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I would be cautious about blasting Nicole on this "fiance" issue. I had never heard about this until the recent arrest story came out. A person from a Porn forum full of lies, disrespect, & character assassination told me about this.




That would be me, in ADT chat.

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I haven't been able to research this story on any of the respectable Porn news sites to find out if it's true, but my logic can blast too many holes in the "proving" "Nicole's claim" to be a lie. Jewel maybe you know "Nicole's claim" was made in a way it's being portrayed and it was legitimately proven false, but for me knowing where this story came from I am very skeptical.




Skeptical isn't the word. You wouldn't believe how determined this guy is to believe anything that comes out of a pornstar's mouth without question, whilst dismissing out of hand any amount of evidence to the contrary. This is what he calls "logic"...
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#81020 - 01/24/05 01:08 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Isn't Wankus the one that posted the claim "Selena has been paid, Selena has been paid, well, we're holding her check until she signs some papers for us", finally admitting that he had NEVER paid her, over a period of months? And nobody on ADT, where this was posted, seemed to think that maybe Selena was right to claim she hadn't been paid? Even the lowliest burger-flip knows the difference between "I've been paid" and "I haven't been paid", and Wankus managed to snow the ADT herd on that subtle point.





JRV, an excellent point. I'd also note that once Wankus offered "his side"--which consisted of nothing but flat denials and phantom references to an existentially challenged lawyer--every single person there who had previously come out on her side changed their mind.

Supporting the porn star or running with the herd? And some may wonder why the godfathers of Fascism were so contemptuous of "the herd."
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#81021 - 01/24/05 01:37 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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And some may wonder why the godfathers of Fascism were so contemptuous of "the herd."






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#81022 - 01/24/05 01:39 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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Quote:

And some may wonder why the godfathers of Fascism were so contemptuous of "the herd."








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#81023 - 01/24/05 05:05 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I always try to look at the positives and in this case in like 10-15 years theres a good chance wankus will be dead, so theres something to look forward to.
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#81024 - 01/24/05 06:54 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
news flash---we've got a confirmed bornyo attack on ac cream. the lord of the flies/ boarding school instincts never die and this guy wakes them up from hibernation. he's the dumbest, and most intrinsically-weak human being aside from those being cared for as adults i've ever seen. i really, really want to haze the fuck out of him and turn his pollyanish world to scarring tears for a while.
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#81025 - 01/25/05 07:02 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

news flash---we've got a confirmed bornyo attack on ac cream. the lord of the flies/ boarding school instincts never die and this guy wakes them up from hibernation.




I have to admit that his rose-colored ignorance overwhelmed me after his third or fourth post, and I overreacted by ADT standards.

I got banned and if that wasn't enough, was insulted by steph to boot. Of course she didn't want to discuss it - she banned me first then slammed me. I've been insulted by better.

Oh well, I suppose ADT has it's place- it's just not the place for me.

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#81026 - 01/25/05 11:31 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I got banned and if that wasn't enough, was insulted by steph to boot. Of course she didn't want to discuss it - she banned me first then slammed me. I've been insulted by better.





Getting banned after two posts must be a record for someone who wasn't explicitly looking to get banned. Or maybe you were.
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#81027 - 01/25/05 11:44 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Getting banned after two posts must be a record for someone who wasn't explicitly looking to get banned. Or maybe you were.




I wasn't trying to get banned. I would have talked that kid in off the ledge if it hadn't happened. I didn't post the guy in the steph thread here, I think that's it.

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#81028 - 01/25/05 12:04 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

[Getting banned after two posts must be a record for someone who wasn't explicitly looking to get banned. Or maybe you were.



Several ADT mods and admins read XXXPT, enough to recognize regulars by username or style. They would have recognized "bornyo" from the moment they saw he'd registered, possibly before he even made the first post. Steph probably had the Nuke button halfway pressed before even reading his post.
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#81029 - 01/25/05 12:55 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I'd look at it like a badge of honor, but I wouldn't waste my bandwidth even browsing over there.
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#81030 - 01/25/05 01:11 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I'd look at it like a badge of honor, but I wouldn't waste my bandwidth even browsing over there.




You're right. It's like the first time with M/D 20-20. I drank it, I threw up, it's all behind me now.

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#81031 - 01/25/05 01:30 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
You know what? I've done some damn regretable things on Mad Dog, but you haven't lived until you use it to quench an angel dust thirst. Heck, give me hit & a swig and I'll take on all of ADT in a free-for-all brawl. You bring the marhmallows and I'll bring da ruckus...
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#81032 - 01/25/05 02:54 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#81033 - 01/25/05 03:11 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

You know what? I've done some damn regretable things on Mad Dog, but you haven't lived until you use it to quench an angel dust thirst. Heck, give me hit & a swig and I'll take on all of ADT in a free-for-all brawl. You bring the marhmallows and I'll bring da ruckus...





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#81034 - 01/26/05 02:51 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I think I posted in that thread about NB's arrest over there, but I've been so busy this is the only board I have time to check.

I remember Wankus made an analogy of murderers to NB's prostitution. Something to the effect, she broke the law, so she deserves the consequences. I guess all laws are just in his opinion.
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#81035 - 03/18/05 12:12 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Quote:

Outraged, I am. Outraged.

Quote:

Quoting xxxporntalk isn't much credibility. There are countless 'Wankus is an asshole' threads that have all the wrong info there. The three or four main posters over there pick people they don't like and just have a field day with false allogations and smack talk. I don't even waste my time on those boards. ADT is the best MSG BRD site on the net.








Wasn't Wankus one time a member of this board?

Whatever the case is,XPT's loss is surely ADT's gain.

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#81036 - 03/18/05 12:14 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Quote:

LMAO at the posts in this thread of

Smelly Monkey

Smiling ARAB


Since Wankus mentioned something about COUNTLESS Threads on XPT titled "Anti-Wankus" / "Wankus Sucks" / "Wankus is a Turd" / "Wankus is a Malignant-Growth-On Kurt-Lockwood's Dick" etc., I say we organize a Human-cyberwave blitz on ADT where we all individaully post a "Wankus Sucks" thread.

Granted some of us have been banned; if so, surely we all must know people who we could get to post such a thread on our behalf. Imagine the temporary but joyous HAVOC it might wreak at ADT, followed by Wankus pitching a shit fit on the next "K-SUCKS" broadcast and attacking whoever the whore-du-jour is that night.

He said COUNTLESS, lets give the Bean-DIP-eating Prick countless....






Dude,you are hilarious...

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#81037 - 03/18/05 09:12 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions





Whatever the case is,XPT's loss is surely ADT's gain.




Dude put down the crack pipe and step away from the keyboard.
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#81038 - 03/18/05 02:13 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
ShhNoOneCanHearU Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 103
whoa who frankensteined this thread

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#81039 - 03/19/05 01:08 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
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Whatever the case is,XPT's loss is surely ADT's gain.




Dude put down the crack pipe and step away from the keyboard.




?!?!?!?!

It looks like everybody else over here succeeds in mixing crack smoking with writing on their PC keyboards,so why not I ?!

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#81040 - 03/19/05 10:02 AM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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It looks like everybody else over here succeeds in mixing crack smoking with writing on their PC keyboards,so why not I ?!




Says the guy who watches TV to get a dose of reality out of his secluded life.

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#81041 - 03/22/05 01:05 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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a little belated, but here's the deal with the wankus thing. i was beyond bullshit after steph commented. to the point of buying a bear trap and some amd opterons, walking over to MIT and catching a brilliant young hindu to lock up until he ddos'ed the fuck out of adt. so i fired off a "what's the deal with this?" email to her and i got one back from drew apologizing that she had only read me saying i was being a dick and that he's personally dealing with wankus after he'd already yelled at him in the thread.

that was unexpected and cool as fuck of the guy, i haven't picked at wankus since i've been out of town and kinda out of respect for drew's reply. i know he's on jeff's shitlist, but everything about porn is 80% more dramatic or methamphetamine-fueled than reality. plus, if i remember correctly, he wasn't one of the people originally involved with the feud and he reacted pretty normally upon reading the email about putting him out of business. i'm now totally convinced everything wrong with adt is related to tonyc and a few shitty moderators.

back to wankus, i'm undecided on whether it's just too sociopathic to rat out a complete stranger to an pretty loathsome organization. if they decided to be pricks and prosecute, they're going to win-wankus even admits he's stealing music thinking the consequences aren't going to be severe-ksex is probably done. you get the sense they're operating on a month-to-month budget and the legal fees and multiple violations for corporate use is going to be tens and tens of thousands of dollars. but i kinda want to see the carnage and watch wankus go another level deeper on the totem pole of disgrace. but on the other hand, do we really want to shell out welfare for another guy working the gambling-cruise-dj-circuit, around children as a birthday clown, or running a threecard-monty/fake rolex stand from streetcorner to streetcorner?
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#81042 - 03/22/05 02:05 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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back to wankus, i'm undecided on whether it's just too sociopathic to rat out a complete stranger to an pretty loathsome organization. if they decided to be pricks and prosecute, they're going to win-wankus even admits he's stealing music thinking the consequences aren't going to be severe-ksex is probably done. you get the sense they're operating on a month-to-month budget and the legal fees and multiple violations for corporate use is going to be tens and tens of thousands of dollars. but i kinda want to see the carnage and watch wankus go another level deeper on the totem pole of disgrace. but on the other hand, do we really want to shell out welfare for another guy working the gambling-cruise-dj-circuit, around children as a birthday clown, or running a threecard-monty/fake rolex stand from streetcorner to streetcorner?




Good stuff as always James, thanks for the imagery. If ksex goes down my daughter doesn't get a cruise for her high school graduation- wankus could be working the ship.

I'd let the sleeping dog lie. He's admitted they're using music commercially w/out rights/permission; the thread hasn't been deleted and can't be, through the wonders of google. So, "the truth is out there".

If ksex goes down, so goes pornstar karaoke and the hilarious pictures, the blue sequined suits and a daily dose of crazy pornstars unscripted on the air. Its worth it for comic relief. To say nothing about what AC Cream might do to himself. I couldn't sleep at night.

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#81043 - 03/22/05 03:00 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
jamesn Offline
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yeah, it's kinda like some kind of animal preserve or trout farm full of goofballs that start fights in funerals---while it would be incredibly satisfying to dynamite or turn into subdivisions, the golden geese that are wankus and his gaggle wouldn't be there when i needed to remember how wretched the human condition can be. and it keeps the supply of prey fresh and constant to better justify buying a barrett before they ban them.
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#81044 - 03/22/05 03:20 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Get the barrett. They are worth every penny in fun factor alone.


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#81045 - 03/22/05 10:44 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i've honestly been considering it but there's nowhere around here i could really air it out and see how bad a shot i really am at 1000 feet, and the hunting season for helicopters and velociraptors is pretty short here. i'm not exactly a regular hunter or even a huge gun-guy but i've been to africa twice and fished in places with alaskan browns and want to make it back to the former place and have been looking at doubles that cost almost that much. i've got the cheapo cz .375 H&H that's the smallest thing you can get into tanz/zim with legally but want something shorter in a 416 rigby or above as a stopper. i just actually saw a .700 nitro express that was based around a BMG frame, i've always wondered what a barrett would do in africa, i'd kinda assume it would be about three times bigger and heavier than useful for the bush and totally unsporting in the open. on the other hand, the locals kill elephants firing-squad-style with a few dudes just unloading 7.62s on full auto until they empty their ak-47. if i got the barrett, i've gotta admit the first thing i'd do is lend it to kyoto-it's what every responsible gun owner does.
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#81046 - 03/22/05 10:55 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
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Registered: 07/07/04
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Barrett M99-1 Rifle


Overall Length: 1179 mm
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Detachable folding bipod with adjustable legs included.
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#81047 - 03/22/05 11:07 PM Re: Wankus attacks xxxporntalk on ADT
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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lol, there's just something about that thing that doesn't scream noble sportsman in the tradition of hemingway or teddy r.
i can't put my finger on it, but it might just be that it screams for optics that show you outlines of body heat like "the predator".
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