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#80977 - 01/24/05 08:58 AM
Re: This place is going to hell
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
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The whole board with the exception of The Monkey Cage is going to hell by way of the Hersey Highway. What used to separate us from ADT is that we targetted our freaks and weaklings to intense mockery, causing them to meltdown and become a source of constant amusement (if you listen hard, you can hear the internal fractures happening inside bjfag right now) or run away weeping like a kid that made dookie in his pants at his piano recital.
Unfortunately, the rest of the board has failed to live up to these high standards. ADT may have Watch Guy, but we've got people here who would hand their favorite UglyWhore a boa made out of crusty sweat socks.
While I agree that The Monkey Cage is the flagship board here, and the brilliant triumvirate of monkey, jamesn, and smilingarab are to the porn world what Statler & Waldorf are to 'The Muppet Show', I think you are overlooking the invaluable and uniquely compelling contributions that maged has made to General. And let's not forget the quasi-erotic spectacle of porn girls like Gen Padova leaving the board with disgust and shattered illusions. ADT cannot possibly compete with this (not that they'd want to). Likewise excellent threads like the following that all but make it absolutely necessary for the word "xxxporntalkesque" to enter the lexicon:
Injured Whores
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#80978 - 01/24/05 11:25 AM
Re: This place is going to hell
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I think the board is as close to the strongest its ever been. I mean each section offers something completely different, theres the business side with talent and website, general is for those who aren't fans of the cage and its style, i mean it offers something different for everyone, where as other boards each section tends to be the same no matter which section you go to.
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#80981 - 01/24/05 07:11 PM
Re: This place is going to hell
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i'm flattered but i ain't in monkey or arab's league yet. damn you simp, it's the 21st century and your audience demands sheer volume not one or two works of brilliance. the world needs more herzog references and less kill bill ones-and you're the man to do it. like, post more and stuff.
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#80989 - 01/26/05 06:51 PM
Re: This place is going to hell
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Jrv, burn and die in hell or at the very least, i hope you spill your soda on your computer whilst at adt frying yourself.
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#80990 - 07/03/07 11:11 PM
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Registered: 09/23/04
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