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The whole board with the exception of The Monkey Cage is going to hell by way of the Hersey Highway. What used to separate us from ADT is that we targetted our freaks and weaklings to intense mockery, causing them to meltdown and become a source of constant amusement (if you listen hard, you can hear the internal fractures happening inside bjfag right now) or run away weeping like a kid that made dookie in his pants at his piano recital.

Unfortunately, the rest of the board has failed to live up to these high standards. ADT may have Watch Guy, but we've got people here who would hand their favorite UglyWhore a boa made out of crusty sweat socks.






While I agree that The Monkey Cage is the flagship board here, and the brilliant triumvirate of monkey, jamesn, and smilingarab are to the porn world what Statler & Waldorf are to 'The Muppet Show', I think you are overlooking the invaluable and uniquely compelling contributions that maged has made to General. And let's not forget the quasi-erotic spectacle of porn girls like Gen Padova leaving the board with disgust and shattered illusions. ADT cannot possibly compete with this (not that they'd want to). Likewise excellent threads like the following that all but make it absolutely necessary for the word "xxxporntalkesque" to enter the lexicon:
Injured Whores