The whole board with the exception of The Monkey Cage is going to hell by way of the Hersey Highway. What used to separate us from ADT is that we targetted our freaks and weaklings to intense mockery, causing them to meltdown and become a source of constant amusement (if you listen hard, you can hear the internal fractures happening inside bjfag right now) or run away weeping like a kid that made dookie in his pants at his piano recital.

Unfortunately, the rest of the board has failed to live up to these high standards. ADT may have Watch Guy, but we've got people here who would hand their favorite UglyWhore a boa made out of crusty sweat socks.