i'm not a big leftover guy save for foods that improve with age like pizza, so maybe i'm in my own hermetically-sealed little room on this one....but i just realized how dodgy a concept adultdvdtalk's "dvd trading" area is. is it an extension of baseball-card-trading somehow never put aside? is it that the fat skronkerguys are just that desperately linked to new images of the same girls doing the same things that their finances could be stretched by buying so much porn that they need to get different stuff by any means necessary? if they couldn't trade, would there be more smut shops held up by scuzzy-looking 55-year olds so out of shape they wheeze going up stairs? looking at the various photos, you're not talking about a particuarly high level of pride in personal hygiene. or pride in life, but i digress------so after these people clean out the kiddos college fund or lie to their wives about putting money in their 401k and just NEED another dvd with the extraterrestrial-sensation that is keri sable and weird head they go to the one place as vile as a sao paulo open child-slave market. they give their personal information and trust to a kindered spirit and it's so embarassing to watch you want to look at the ground like a high-school kid buying condoms not your screen.


so you now have some obese, bearded man who smells like vodka and the burger king fryolator sending you a bunch of porn in whatever kind of shipping material he can find and it's showing up in your house. it may or may not be an embarassing/disturbing envelope that your mailman handles with disgust after picking the fried-rice off of it and avoiding the grease stains.

what you now have at your house is an envelope that is more than likely classifiable as a biological warfare agent. just try not to think about your adt-playpal's seed-covered hands all over the cases and disks. maybe it's just lube that's slimy. yeah, that's what you'll tell yourself....

HOLY SHIT i agree, i never understood how it worked?. Something i couldn't do, in fact i thank allah every day that bjfan isn't a fan of any of the porn that i am, cause i think reading in graphic detail of how he pleasures himself while describing at what point in the scene would put me off it in the worst way, to the point that if i came back to watch it all i could picture would be the horrific picture of bjfan trying to seduce himself in his grand pappy pants. His head would morph onto all the performers in the scene like garfields on the north homo stills that have made the rounds in the cage.

I think it grew out of something else I read about. Before DVDs, I guess these horny neanderthals would drag their hairy knuckles to the VCR and make "comp tapes" of their favorite scenes. From what I understand, it worked on the concept that each movie only had one good scene, which they would plow through hundreds of porn tapes to find--all "traded" with their fellow CroMags--and then watch over and over and over again.

I wonder if the Great DVD Swap is one of the highlights of the ADT Vegas Playdate?

"Dish scene is gwate, I pumped my penish for twev howahs ovah it."

"No, dood, da twev guh ogee ish what makesh the movie."

Somethings just shouldn't be shared. If we could convince bjfan of this, we could win a fucking Nobel Prize.

quick! somebody better call the CDC on ADT.

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No, I'm not into fag porn...sorry to say. But, I still think monkey should sell his Jean Daniel Cadinot and Jeff Stryker gay porn vids that he hordes in his basement.

Maybe try Ebay too..

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LOL. I like the fact you state you don't watch gay porn but can still list off 90% of its talent, or do you just know those names from your girlfriends tapes she had laying around while she was taking nude stills of you?.

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Speaking of Stryker, I think I saw a mold of Stryker's dick a few years back at the XXX store.

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Something that has stayed with you for a few years?. A dick mold of a fag star you see at a porn store is something all straight people remember for years, right? (bjfan picks up shovel and adds to the 4 foot ditch he started yesterday)

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Umm...yeah....I also recall seeing Devin Lanes Mouth Mold, and a blow up doll of Jenna Jameson. I'm not the one who keeps nude pics of fellow XPT members on my computer. CHA CHING!!


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It's not a ditch...its a grave....for you. I might even have the decency to not piss and shit on you after I lay your lifeless body into it.

I'll be sure to bury you with your ass end up so your fag friends can continue to sneak into the graveyard after hours to butt slam you. It can then truly be said that you are a big part of their lives even after your death.

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I vote in favor of replacing garfield's heads on the peter north fag scene with bjfans. What picture?, you mean this one?

Damn....your making me blush here Monkey with how many times you post that pic. You must keep that as your wallpaper on your computer.

Print it out and send it to me and I'll give you that autograph that you have been begging me for all this time.

I promise I won't pull a Rob Dibble on you.

For some reason i now seem to associate bjfan with ksex now, scary thing is im being 100% serious. He has all the qualities and personality make up of a ksex dj (please no lawsuits wankus).