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#80957 - 01/24/05 04:27 AM
kinda like the watchguy but more desparate/slimy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm not a big leftover guy save for foods that improve with age like pizza, so maybe i'm in my own hermetically-sealed little room on this one....but i just realized how dodgy a concept adultdvdtalk's "dvd trading" area is. is it an extension of baseball-card-trading somehow never put aside? is it that the fat skronkerguys are just that desperately linked to new images of the same girls doing the same things that their finances could be stretched by buying so much porn that they need to get different stuff by any means necessary? if they couldn't trade, would there be more smut shops held up by scuzzy-looking 55-year olds so out of shape they wheeze going up stairs? looking at the various photos, you're not talking about a particuarly high level of pride in personal hygiene. or pride in life, but i digress------so after these people clean out the kiddos college fund or lie to their wives about putting money in their 401k and just NEED another dvd with the extraterrestrial-sensation that is keri sable and weird head they go to the one place as vile as a sao paulo open child-slave market. they give their personal information and trust to a kindered spirit and it's so embarassing to watch you want to look at the ground like a high-school kid buying condoms not your screen.
so you now have some obese, bearded man who smells like vodka and the burger king fryolator sending you a bunch of porn in whatever kind of shipping material he can find and it's showing up in your house. it may or may not be an embarassing/disturbing envelope that your mailman handles with disgust after picking the fried-rice off of it and avoiding the grease stains.
what you now have at your house is an envelope that is more than likely classifiable as a biological warfare agent. just try not to think about your adt-playpal's seed-covered hands all over the cases and disks. maybe it's just lube that's slimy. yeah, that's what you'll tell yourself....
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#80958 - 01/24/05 05:12 AM
Re: kinda like the watchguy but more desparate/slimy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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HOLY SHIT i agree, i never understood how it worked?. Something i couldn't do, in fact i thank allah every day that bjfan isn't a fan of any of the porn that i am, cause i think reading in graphic detail of how he pleasures himself while describing at what point in the scene would put me off it in the worst way, to the point that if i came back to watch it all i could picture would be the horrific picture of bjfan trying to seduce himself in his grand pappy pants. His head would morph onto all the performers in the scene like garfields on the north homo stills that have made the rounds in the cage.
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#80966 - 01/24/05 11:57 AM
Re: kinda like the watchguy but more desparate/slimy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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#80967 - 01/24/05 12:04 PM
Re: kinda like the watchguy but more desparate/slimy
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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Damn....your making me blush here Monkey with how many times you post that pic. You must keep that as your wallpaper on your computer.
Print it out and send it to me and I'll give you that autograph that you have been begging me for all this time.
I promise I won't pull a Rob Dibble on you.
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#80968 - 01/24/05 12:22 PM
Re: kinda like the watchguy but more desparate/slimy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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For some reason i now seem to associate bjfan with ksex now, scary thing is im being 100% serious. He has all the qualities and personality make up of a ksex dj (please no lawsuits wankus).
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