this is probably in my top-20 XXXPT threads of all time, right behind sportswami threatening to "spear-tackle" adult personalities. however, this does not give anyone license to start new threads about cortney simpson like the slimy cave-bears do in fan requests on a bi-weekly basis.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits