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#80800 - 01/23/05 07:02 AM Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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A lot of people are talking about the lockwood/wankus deal and some the jeff and swami but the one that grabs me most is the bjfan and jamesn feud. I don't understand where it started or why and how it has lasted as long. james seems like a level headed guy (rare among cage posters) so to get him as worked up as bjfan has me baffled. Could it be the weird diaper pants that bjfan likes to poke his cock through or his desire to challenge anyone and everyone to a jerk off?. Bjfan and james your take on this?
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#80801 - 01/23/05 07:05 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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For those who haven't seen his weird diaper pants that his penis pokes through, here it is.

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#80802 - 01/23/05 07:12 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Smelly monkey has always had a "soft spot" for me and James. Too bad that soft spot is his asshole.
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#80803 - 01/23/05 07:13 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

Smelly monkey has aways had a "soft spot for me and James. Too bad that soft spot is his asshole.





Sorta funny yet it doesn't bring me any closer to understanding the feud. Can i ask bjfan why you are most fond of porn that has women outnumber 10-1 by penises?. Serious question.
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#80804 - 01/23/05 07:18 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

Can i ask bjfan why you are most fond of porn that has women outnumber 10-1 by penises?. Serious question.




Same reason you wear that bra and a strap on...just a lil "kinky".

Let me ask you monkey...you have posted my dick pic more times than I have....maybe there is something you want to ask me that you haven't yet??? I don't date fellow posters.
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#80805 - 01/23/05 07:22 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

Same reason you wear that bra and a strap on...just a lil "kinky".






Speaking of personals, what kind of pants are those and how is your penis poking through them?, wheres the hole?, there isn't any logical reason from that photo, are they incontinent pants like i predicted earlier?
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#80806 - 01/23/05 07:28 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

are they incontinent pants like i predicted earlier?




No...they are jockey whites. I do enjoy the fact that you enjoy looking at my penis Monkey...it means a lot to me.

I espicially enjoyed that last PM:

'dude, you got a really big dick. Why not just let it hang out without the undies' - smellymonkey

It's not often that one guy admires (and posts multiple pics of) another guys member.
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#80807 - 01/23/05 07:36 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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LOL, bjfan trying to discredit the monkey and make he appear gay, should i clue him in or leave him be?.
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#80808 - 01/23/05 07:44 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

trying to discredit the monkey and make he appear gay,




Wait a minute....you AREN'T gay?? Then why do you post my dick multiple times and send me "semi" erotic PM's???

It isn't often that someone admits that it was he who was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil.
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#80809 - 01/23/05 07:47 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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sometime around xmas i realized i didn't go into a few of the forums, and he represents the kind of poster that's responsible. he's just the most absurd example of failing to account for his audience and an inability to differentiate between some sex chat and a forum.

nobody wants to hear what you think , what you want to do, whether you're touching yourself, etc.--it's not the right place for graphically describing what you and your gentitals feel about something. most people say "hey melissa/kami/etc, you were great in that movie"-not "that movie was great, my cock is so hard right now and i'm about to explode then attach it to show you and the 204 horrified male readers".

i don't give a fuck, but too much of that is almost as annoying as smartt.
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#80810 - 01/23/05 07:50 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Even when i am obvious it still goes over his head, the elastic in his old man pants must be too tight.
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#80811 - 01/23/05 07:53 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

he's just the most absurd example of failing to account for his audience and an inability to differentiate between some sex chat and a forum.




Which brings us to the question...why are any of us here?? Don't we have better things to do?? I know why monkey is here.....it's not everyday that someone uses my dick pic as his computer wallpaper.
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#80812 - 01/23/05 07:53 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

sometime around xmas i realized i didn't go into a few of the forums, and he represents the kind of poster that's responsible. he's just the most absurd example of failing to account for his audience and an inability to differentiate between some sex chat and a forum.

nobody wants to hear what you think , what you want to do, whether you're touching yourself, etc.--it's not the right place for graphically describing what you and your gentitals feel about something. most people say "hey melissa/kami/etc, you were great in that movie"-not "that movie was great, my cock is so hard right now and i'm about to explode then attach it to show you and the 204 horrified male readers".

i don't give a fuck, but too much of that is almost as annoying as smartt.





Im crying, im honestly crying, im in pain from laughing too hard.
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#80813 - 01/23/05 07:58 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

Im crying, im honestly crying, im in pain




Oh geez...you were laughing this time. I thought you were in "pain" because of the usual reason: Seeing if your cell phone can still work when put on "vibrate" and shoved up your bung hole.
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#80814 - 01/23/05 08:12 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

Oh geez...you were laughing this time. I thought you were in "pain" because of the usual reason: Seeing if your cell phone can still work when put on "vibrate" and shoved up your bung hole.




Another asshole refrence, cutting edge.
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#80815 - 01/23/05 08:22 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

Another asshole refrence, cutting edge.




what's a "refrence"??
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#80816 - 01/23/05 08:25 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

what's a "refrence"??





Wow, thats reaching, the grammar insult, the online teacher. You might of just inspired me to do great things with your picture. Maybe.
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#80817 - 01/23/05 08:27 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

You might of just inspired me to do great things with your picture.




You mean...aside from spooging all over yourself with it like you have been doing for the past few weeks??
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#80818 - 01/23/05 08:27 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

Oh geez...you were laughing this time. I thought you were in "pain" because of the usual reason: Seeing if your cell phone can still work when put on "vibrate" and shoved up your bung hole.




You're dumber than a box of rocks. Way to gay up a thread, dumbass.
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#80819 - 01/23/05 08:30 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

[ Way to gay up a thread, dumbass.




I've posted my dick pic one time. Monkey has posted it several times. Who is more gay? The poster who posts the pic....or the guy who saves it, and keeps posting it???
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#80820 - 01/23/05 08:31 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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I knew this thread would answer the questions asked. James how right you were, this guy is a total fucktard, he is as limited as the indian culture.
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#80821 - 01/23/05 08:31 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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This thread begs for a Wankus pic.



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#80822 - 01/23/05 08:33 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

This thread begs for another Wankus pic.




Just ask smellymonkey to post mine again...he apparently keeps my pic as one in his stock of fag porn.
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#80823 - 01/23/05 08:33 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

I've posted my dick pic one time. Monkey has posted it several times. Who is more gay? The poster who posts the pic....or the guy who saves it, and keeps posting it???




Once is all it takes. Thanks for playing.
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#80824 - 01/23/05 08:33 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

I've posted my dick pic one time. Monkey has posted it several times. Who is more gay? The poster who posts the pic....or the guy who saves it, and keeps posting it???






How about the guy who sits in a room by himself, getting the right lighting and taking many pictures of his own dick from different angles, uploading it to his computer and posting it around the net?. check please.
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#80825 - 01/23/05 08:36 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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How about the guy who sits in a room by himself, getting the right lighting and taking many pictures of his own dick from different angles, uploading it to his computer and posting it around the net?. check please.




Who says I took my own pic?? I had my girlfriend take them.

Or maybe it was smelly's mom?? I can't remember now...

I know your jealous of whoever it was smelly...I can tell from the amount of times you have posted it. You must look at and admire my dick more than the Mona Lisa.
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#80826 - 01/23/05 08:42 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Who says I took my own pic?? I had my girlfriend take them.

Or maybe it was smelly's mom?? I can't remember now...

I know your jealous of whoever it was smelly...I can tell from the amount of times you have posted it. You must look at and admire my dick more than the Mona Lisa.





I am gay, i can't think of anything i would like more then your penis in or around me right now, the real version not the photo shopped one to make it appear bigger, as for your girlfriend taking those pictures thats a bold face lie and you know it. it was a kurt lockwood/ duran duran photo shoot and for those there is only one person, the subject.
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#80827 - 01/23/05 08:45 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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no, you obviously took it. that's hitting rock-bottom man, rock fucking bottom.

as to why any of us are here-it's fun and i get to observe and laugh at abortions of humanity with delusions of penile grandeur from a safe distance. it's like gorillas-they're entertaining when you can watch them do things almost like a very dumb human but you're glad there's plexiglass to tap on and sheild you from errant semen and feces.
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#80828 - 01/23/05 08:48 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

I am gay, i can't think of anything i would like more then your penis in or around me right now




Easy monkey....my fiancée is going to be jealous with you talking all sexy like that. I would offer my services to you for the right price...but that's what got Brazzle in trouble.
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#80829 - 01/23/05 08:51 AM A good reason to open the chatroom
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The reparte is flying faster than the cum in an all girl squirt gangbang. Maybe this hate could be transferred to the chatroom and take place in realtime

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#80830 - 01/23/05 08:55 AM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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Quote:

The reparte is flying faster than the cum in an all girl squirt gangbang. Maybe this hate could be transferred to the chatroom and take place in realtime




I would do that man...but I'm worried that if I say something monkey perceives as being "erotic" he might let loose with the jizz and his keyboard would get sticky.
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#80831 - 01/23/05 08:58 AM Re: Bjfan and Jamesn Feud
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Quote:

no, you obviously took it. that's hitting rock-bottom man, rock fucking bottom.




No man...it's 100% true. You should see the other pics we have taken together. Monkey wouldn't like it though...seeing me get it on with someone other than him.
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#80832 - 01/23/05 09:01 AM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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every post with this guy it's jizz and ass and dick, always jizz and ass and dick. they're worked into everything you say somehow.

i would be terrified to touch anything in the place this guy lives, "slimer" from ghostbusters keeps popping up in my head somehow.
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#80833 - 01/23/05 09:07 AM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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Quote:

every post with this guy it's jizz and ass and dick




Don't forget spooge.
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#80834 - 01/23/05 10:12 AM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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I go away for a little while and you have a flame war. This whole thread makes my dick hard. Anyone want to see.

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#80835 - 01/23/05 10:29 AM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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Quote:

I go away for a little while and you have a flame war. This whole thread makes my dick hard. Anyone want to see.




I would not post your dick have2cit. Smelly will download it and post it 1000X on this board as well as spank off to it.
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#80836 - 01/23/05 11:11 AM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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Quote:

I would not post your dick have2cit. Smelly will download it and post it 1000X on this board as well as spank off to it.





Have you gone all shy now that your penis is plastered all over xxxpt?. im more memorized by the pants to be honest and the blue steel look that you give yourself while you take pictures of yourself, why do i have the feeling that mid way through your mother a sweet old lady opens the door to tell you dinner is ready when the shock of her son photographing his own penis is too much for her to bare, seinfieldesque
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#80837 - 01/23/05 11:42 AM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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Quote:

when the shock of her son photographing his own penis is too much for her to bare, seinfieldesque




Or how about your mother cleaning your room and finding ALL of those pics of guy's dicks that you save and post all over the web.

I could hear Mama Smellymonkey now:

"My son is gay...BUT I STILL LOVE HIM....I LOVE MY GAY SON!!!"
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#80838 - 01/23/05 11:48 AM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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Quote:

Or how about your mother cleaning your room and finding ALL of those pics of guy's dicks that you save and post all over the web.

I could hear Mama Smellymonkey now:

"My son is gay...BUT I STILL LOVE HIM....I LOVE MY GAY SON!!!"





There has been a huge hole for cage gimp since sammura and swami were banned, and i think the role has now been filled, he embodies a lot of qualities from both, he is half sammura, half swami and all gay. I love him.
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#80839 - 01/23/05 11:50 AM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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Quote:

he is...all gay. I love him.




Easy monkey man. I'm spoken for.
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#80840 - 01/23/05 11:53 AM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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Quote:

Easy monkey man. I'm spoken for.





A lot has changed since 1994, all leather suits are better made and give the body the breathing air it needs and im not cruel to the point that i would keep you in a box, we have a nice cage made up for you, you get three squares a day and all the penises you can handle, we will place you in a room filled with mirrors like that bruce lee movie and a tv with brandon irons solo scenes on a loop for your viewing pleasure, we just need you to sign a contract which we will send you later today, welcome new cage gimp.
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#80841 - 01/23/05 12:02 PM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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Quote:

Quote:

Easy monkey man. I'm spoken for.





A lot has changed since 1994, all leather suits are better made and give the body the breathing air it needs and im not cruel to the point that i would keep you in a box, we have a nice cage made up for you, you get three squares a day and all the penises you can handle, we will place you in a room filled with mirrors like that bruce lee movie and a tv with brandon irons solo scenes on a loop for your viewing pleasure, we just need you to sign a contract which we will send you later today, welcome new cage gimp.




Damn...and most people just have a wet bar.
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#80842 - 01/24/05 04:48 AM Re: A good reason to open the chatroom
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(on the concept that bjfan and myself are in the same species)
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