ah, florida's fucked, we might as well cut it off and hope it floats to brazil. i hate enrique inglesias, but allah hates him more and lately we can't come up with new insecticides as fast as bugs come up with resistant uber-bugs. it exists because of crop-dusters and deet, malaria was meant to live there not people-it's the fucking jungle without deforestation agents.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits