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Avril's a local. I live about ten minutes away from her parent's house.

Trust me, if you knew her, you'd hardly deem her worthy of a thread.



You're from Napanee, eh? Fuckin' Easterner

I truly can't stand her, I don't find her hot, and I find her an insult to Canadian music. Give me Rush any fucking day over her. However, because of my obvious hatred towards her, I would find it morally imperative that I jerk off to her in a brutal Gag Factor scene!




Actually one town over...

I've got almost ten years on her scrawny ass, so I didn't really know her. I was in college when she was going to highschool. Some of my friends knew her, hung out with her, etc. They talk about her from time to time.

She doesn't come around much anymore. She was in town to take her road test (which she failed) about a year ago.

I guess they tried to get her to play the local music festival, which she attended every year before she made it big, but she apparently wouldn't do it because they couldn't meet her price range. I don't know if it's true, but that's what I heard. She has yet to play the festival.

I betcha didn't know, Skater Boy is actually about a girl that Avril hated, someone she used to know from the local pizza joint. The song is the biggest 'Fuck you, bitch' song around.

Also, from what my friends tell me, she couldn't skate worth a shit. Her brother Matt was, and is, the skater. She was the poser chick that you see hanging around the skaters. She just incorporated the bad girl skater persona into her marketing strategy.

There's a million other things I could say about Avril, but I would be looking at a major lawsuit if I ever did, so I'll leave well enough alone.