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Avril Lavigne is a teeny booper rock whore who is mildly strokeable.






I find Avril Lavigne highly strokable. Her permanently etched sullen expression only adds to her appeal.

I for one would welcome the day Avril recognizes her true callng is porn. However, she does owe us a special effort to attone for her musical crimes against humanity. I envisage a collection of short scenes in which she is forced to watch other girls take ass-reamings and made to repeatedly suck their feculent oozings off the cock. I believe sales of such a product would rival those of her albums.
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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan