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#80624 - 01/22/05 06:01 AM
Re: Will Bornyo ever get laid?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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That's some fuinny shit. Melissa, I want to poke you in the pooper, lick your toes, and call you mommy. Or if you could call me Uncle Toe, that would be great! I'll buy you a watch. Maybe even a Swatch Watch!!!!  
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#80625 - 01/22/05 06:29 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
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Just a question...I´m confused cuz he seems so fucking boring...
This is my theory; boring guy = never get laid
Holy shit did garfield just set up a new id under the guise of some east coast chick he fucked to attack boringyo, if so i will stand and give you a golf clap.
If I was Garfield...  ...YOU would be my no.1 target... You know I´m Melissa and I know you love me!
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#80627 - 01/22/05 06:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Just a question...I´m confused cuz he seems so fucking boring...
This is my theory; boring guy = never get laid
Holy shit did garfield just set up a new id under the guise of some east coast chick he fucked to attack boringyo, if so i will stand and give you a golf clap.
Of course this is Garfield, and it raises him to a new level in my eyes. Garfield would have to pick a porn chick with tits smaller than his.
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#80630 - 01/23/05 10:01 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#80632 - 01/25/05 11:05 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I still think Bornyo is one of the most boring dudes in this forum. And the question remains, will he ever get laid? The truth is out there!
I think Melissa has a latent attraction to Bornyo that is being channeled through adolescent taunting.
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#80635 - 01/25/05 06:20 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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for boringyo & biff... 
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#80636 - 12/12/05 02:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm bumping this because I want it back on top in bornyo google results.
It makes me sad, because I miss Garfield. I can appreciate the three or four post delay buttmaster observed between his melissa ashley post and his buttmaster post, but then again that may have been how long it took him to get signed back on.
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#80637 - 12/14/05 08:11 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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It's only when I go back and read prior posts of mine, like the one in this thread, that I realize the value of lithium.
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#80639 - 12/14/05 01:51 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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It's only when I go back and read prior posts of mine, like the one in this thread, that I realize the value of lithium.
Hey you came back...Thought you got lost tracking some footprints somewhere.   
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#80640 - 12/15/05 09:08 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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I got lost tracking the North American whorefish through the Pacific Northwest. Nah, I've just been tired, and working hard. Migraines are becoming more frequent. Burglar, drugs are bad.  Why would anyone want to control the manic phase? Seems counter-intuitive to me. I enjoy waking up after a two week blur, in the middle of Mexico, not knowing how I got there, with the only thing to look forward to being a robust round of antibiotics.
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#80641 - 12/15/05 04:37 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I got lost tracking the North American whorefish through the Pacific Northwest.
Nah, I've just been tired, and working hard. Migraines are becoming more frequent.
Burglar, drugs are bad.
Why would anyone want to control the manic phase? Seems counter-intuitive to me. I enjoy waking up after a two week blur, in the middle of Mexico, not knowing how I got there, with the only thing to look forward to being a robust round of antibiotics.
Im glad to see you are back Mr. Toe. I enjoy reading your stuff. 
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#80642 - 12/19/05 08:14 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Hey Bornyo whats up I've been so damn busy with work & shit...I just decided to browse for the 1st time in months & saw this....things that make You go HMMMM 
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#80643 - 06/25/07 08:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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this is hilarious because melissa ashley=buttmaster=cow=man pretending to be a woman.
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