DETAILS OF GEN’S FAILED SURPRISE TRIP TO BRECKENRIDGE, CO FOR A THREE DAY SKI TRIP WITH THE OUTSIDER AND HIS LOVELY, LOVELY WIFE:

$1,000 breaks down into: Round Trip Airfare, $150, Hotel @ $100 per night, 3 nights (since she gets her own room)= $300, Lift tickets, rental skis and boots= $250, Entertainment and Food= $200.

(Also needed: One overcoat, and one sexy outfit to go dancing in. Jeans and sweatshirts to be bought in Breckenridge.)

I think, if y’all read very, very carefully, and don’t read into the letters what y’all’s dirty minds might be thinking…y’all see that I ain’t lyin’. Sorry to play a cruel joke on y’all, but hey, you were asking for it.

I think you might recall, in another post, that I said I wouldn’t have sex with Gen unless she had a full panel test. I do not lie. I also said that I’d like to teach her Trust. Once again, I do not lie. Since she probably don't know how to ski, at least not like me...she will- or rather- would have- had to be trained.

Oh well.

As for pleasing us...damn, it sure would have been fun watching her skinny ass fall down them bunny hills. If you've ever skied Breckenridge, or Aspen, ya know what I'm talkin' bout.

As for money- the reason Gen was to bring $1,000 was so she could pay for her own expenses, since we weren’t going to be sleeping together.

The book, or rather the 'gift' was for me to read on the plane, and basically, to say 'thank you'. Sometimes you have to teach people how to say 'thank you.'

Damn, Breckenridge sure is nice this time of year.

To bad Gen had to demonstrate what she really is, and make what could have been a very nice ski trip go south.

You folks love to underestimate me, dontcha?

Well, I guess we did learn one thing out of this little excursion.

If you anger Gen, she’ll probably violate your trust too, and post all your emails. I just wanted to see if I could make that happen, and dagnabbit rabbit, I did.

Let's see how much you love her now...

You people are so predictable, y'all make me sick.

And none of y’all can read for shit, either.

That's why I gotta talk to y'as in this here kinda voice.

"Do you unnastand the words comin' outta my mouth?"

I doubt it.

I could kick all ya asses with a damn cerebral cortex tied behind my back.

Gotta admit though, it sure is fun fuckin wit y'all.

And Gen...thanks for showin' all these fine folks what you's really made of...

Hugs and kisses…

The Outsider