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Having spent most of Wednesday--from 5:00 am until 5:00 pm--babysitting a big client arrested for the deuce (drunk driving), I would at this time like to offer my sympathies and tender thoughts to Adult Superstar Nicole Brazzle. When the facts of this case come out, I'm sure you'll realize she was only charing $75 for the companionship of the penis in her mouth, and nothing sexual, you dirty minded pervs.

Jail is the house of the poor and the stupid, and no woman who looks like Nicole should be poor. The whore is going to be applying Chapstick for the next five years to "pay" her attorney fees.

Q. When is Nicole not lying?

A. When she's offering $50 blowjobs on Craig's List to pay her cell phone bill.

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