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#80322 - 01/20/05 08:55 AM
Porn star who fayner got pregnant
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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First off i have two HUGE bits of news, i should complain about nothing interesting happening more often , this shit is un fucking believable but its fucking true.
You might remember about a month ago i said that ashton moore was pregnant but was hiding it from JKP, well it turns out i was right that she was pregnant but wrong about the reason. She is carrying fucking fayner's baby and didn't want her hubby to know but get this, she is thinking about keeping it, because she doesn't believe in abortions. Its taken me about 10 minutes to breath but the other news (which i will post in another thread is just as good if not better).
Fayner has made a post on lukeford about the un named porn star carrying his kid. Its Ashton moore, i will let that image sit with you for a while, disgusting. Okay now the other news (check other thread)
Edited by smelly monkey (01/20/05 09:06 AM)
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#80323 - 01/20/05 04:53 PM
Re: Porn star who fayner got pregnant
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/12/04
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Having kids would be good for fayner, when there able to walk they can run down to the street corner and collect his drugs for him. 
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#80325 - 01/20/05 07:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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no fucking way his kids could make a drug run. fayner''s sperm is pure toxins and it probably needs to take a shower. assuming they weren't stillborn, the birth-defects mixed with his maxiofacial structure that makes him look like he's got a grapefruit in his mouth would make the kinds of mutants that trash japanese cities.
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#80326 - 01/20/05 08:36 PM
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Human Garbage
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I wouldn't be surprised if the fetus spontaneously exploded insider of Ashton.
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#80327 - 01/20/05 09:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I hope ashton does the right thing and has the baby aborted, she isn't giving it a chance if she has it. It is selfish on her part if she keeps it.
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#80328 - 01/21/05 06:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
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FUCKING HELL. Hide the kids the email i got from him, he isn't a happy junkie.
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#80329 - 01/22/05 03:34 PM
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Registered: 11/11/04
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SM must have some type of envy or hatred for me to continue to use my name in fictitious stories. Reading The Sub-Header to this Thread - (***DISCLAIMER*** The Monkey Cage is about satire. Nothing posted here should ever be considered fact. XXX Porn Talk makes no endorsement of the Monkey or his cage.) I suppose I should feel comfortable that all of you who read these posts by SM know that he is never posting facts. The problem is that I receive emails from fans and industry insiders asking if this nonsense has any validity to them. The answer again as posted on here before by myself is that NO this story is not true either. In fact I have never met nor have I ever been introduced to Scott Fayner. I do know that he is associated to LukeFord.com and that he was dating Taylor Rain. I am not and have not been (in the past 4 years) pregnant. Sorry to disappoint any of you hoping for my imminent departure from porn to have Mr. Fayner's baby. I wish the best to Scott Fayner and hope that his baby situation is resolved in a peaceful manner with whomever the lucky lady is  Can't wait to see my name in more lies on here soon, Ashton Moore
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#80330 - 01/22/05 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#80331 - 01/22/05 08:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i feel some revulsion quoting myself, but it was fleeting--most prophetic statement of three days ago is......"i realized i don't even have the ability to think about the possibility of monkey as a person sitting at his computer anymore--just the monkey and the bat grinning like some thyrsus-wielding/pan-ish leader of porn mischeif. "at this point, you're a nobody in porn until you have to come here and deny something just plausible enough you can't ignore it "
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Well thats a good point, maybe i am a little envious of that, but thats besides the point. 
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