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#80292 - 01/20/05 06:11 AM Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Im bored and tired, here is some great jobs for certain xxxpt posters.

jeff steward: swami show intern

smartt: prison bitch

kyoto: un peace keeper

jrv: lab volunteer for harmful new drugs

john garfield: Fluffer at biggest all guy blow bang

scott fayner: simpsons writer

tommy lee: Stem cell research spare parts

marc wallice: porn performer

sammura: kindergarten teacher at all white school

wankus: destination for stray bullet

jenna jameson: circus trainer, specializing in teacher performers how to catch things with their face.

lex steel: Teaching hiv infected drug addicts not to poke people with infected needles. (it only takes one)

monkey: cbs newscaster


Anyone else have any feel free to add away.

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#80293 - 01/20/05 06:39 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

smartt: sperm receptacle for HIV infected she-males

tommy lee: Hepatitis C distributor

sammura: crack consumer, incapable of anything else

jenna jameson: main stream actress with the role of leather face in the new remake of the Texas chainsaw massacre

lex steel: make up artist and manager at a tranny brothel.

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#80294 - 01/20/05 06:45 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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jeff steward: swami show intern







It would be cool to get paid in Monopoly money because its more colorful than real money,plus I hear Swami's mom brings down great snacks during intermission.
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#80295 - 01/20/05 07:42 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

sammura: CIA test subject for developement of the new "crack"

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#80296 - 01/20/05 09:08 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Do you think swami's mom would fuck on film for any amount of money?. If so it would take revenge to a whole new level, throat fucking swami's mom, id buy a copy.
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#80297 - 01/20/05 03:30 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
check the latest Cock Brutality update.
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#80298 - 01/20/05 05:01 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
mullah mayhem Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 90
Loc: tora bora
Sammurra=Work in a travelling freak show poppin ping pong balls out of her mouldy vagina into the mouths of the audience.
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#80299 - 01/20/05 06:51 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Hey Monkey... Your homosexual fantasies will never come true
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#80300 - 01/20/05 09:25 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

check the latest Cock Brutality update.





. Jeff should get a life sized swami cardboard cut out for the next burkakke and put it as a extra on the dvd.

Quote:

Hey Monkey... Your homosexual fantasies will never come true




What are you talking about?
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#80301 - 01/21/05 04:48 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I would enjoy being a shoe salesman at a store that sells only high heels, for females. Human females. Under 130 lbs. Under 25. No ingrown toenails. No plantars warts. Must be hot, and willing to suck cock to enter and try on shoes.

I don't know, a guy can dream.

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#80302 - 01/21/05 08:11 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
buttmaster: Crash test dummy
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#80303 - 01/21/05 11:04 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

buttmaster: Crash test dummy





where is that guy,
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#80304 - 01/21/05 11:40 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
I just have to think on that a while.

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Have guns will travel.
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#80305 - 01/21/05 12:14 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Buttmaster Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
Quote:

buttmaster: Crash test dummy




That´s me, sugar! Keep the safety belt!
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#80306 - 01/21/05 12:22 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
buttmaster could be some confucian writer or zen-buddhist---everything he's ever said is sub-4 sentences and makes no sense. you should go to asia and get a cult and post a little less.
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#80307 - 01/21/05 12:29 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

buttmaster could be some confucian writer or zen-buddhist---everything he's ever said is sub-4 sentences and makes no sense. you should go to asia and get a cult and post a little less.




All his posts are inside jokes between him and the voices in his head.

Quote:

That´s me, sugar! Keep the safety belt!




Sugar only comes around on fridays.

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#80308 - 01/21/05 01:01 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

buttmaster could be some confucian writer or zen-buddhist---everything he's ever said is sub-4 sentences and makes no sense. you should go to asia and get a cult and post a little less.




All his posts are inside jokes between him and the voices in his head.

Quote:

That´s me, sugar! Keep the safety belt!




Sugar only comes around on fridays.




So you got Sugar now?
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#80309 - 01/21/05 01:06 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

So you got Sugar now?




Nope, I used a pipe cleaner in my ear and rid myself of all those voices during rehab three years ago. Buttmaster is apparently spending his weekends with Sugar.

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#80310 - 01/21/05 11:33 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Melissa Ashley Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern Cali
Quote:

Quote:



All his posts are inside jokes between him and the voices in his head.






The voice in my head say; need to fuck, need to fuck, need to fuck!
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#80311 - 01/22/05 01:23 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Lurid2.0 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
kyoto = catfucker
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#80312 - 01/22/05 01:32 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Thulsa doom
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#80313 - 01/22/05 06:06 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Lurid2.0 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
Give a snickers to Cleetus. Just for that I'm gonna confiscate and obsfucate my cousin Lurid's avatar for you Baron Von Cleetus Van Damme, my favorite xxxpt moderator.

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#80314 - 01/22/05 07:19 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
See I knew I liked anyone who knew the riddle of steel
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#80315 - 01/22/05 08:30 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
it may be the amount of alcohal; but i hvae no idea what the hell you guysa are talking about,.

spell check is for pussies
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#80316 - 01/22/05 09:16 PM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

it may be the amount of alcohal; but i hvae no idea what the hell you guysa are talking about,.




I only understand about 30% of what goes on around here.
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#80317 - 01/23/05 07:04 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Lurid2.0 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
the only thing I understand is that at least it ain't adt.
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#80318 - 01/23/05 07:10 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

the only thing I understand is that at least it ain't adt





Once Jeff signs the papers that makes me a 51% share holder in xxxpt then it will be like adt around here, i plan to run a clean, tight ship, no swearing, attacking the talent, lying, offensive avatars or pictures, no black people and jrv dragged feet first naked through a corn field by insane donkeys.
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#80319 - 01/23/05 08:09 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
There are black people on ADT
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"

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#80320 - 01/23/05 08:56 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Lurid2.0 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
bitch I'm black, but I ain't on ADT!
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banished from the cage!

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#80321 - 01/25/05 07:10 AM Re: Perfect Jobs for XXXPT posters
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

the only thing I understand is that at least it ain't adt.




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