buttmaster could be some confucian writer or zen-buddhist---everything he's ever said is sub-4 sentences and makes no sense. you should go to asia and get a cult and post a little less.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits