Im bored and tired, here is some great jobs for certain xxxpt posters.

jeff steward: swami show intern

smartt: prison bitch

kyoto: un peace keeper

jrv: lab volunteer for harmful new drugs

john garfield: Fluffer at biggest all guy blow bang

scott fayner: simpsons writer

tommy lee: Stem cell research spare parts

marc wallice: porn performer

sammura: kindergarten teacher at all white school

wankus: destination for stray bullet

jenna jameson: circus trainer, specializing in teacher performers how to catch things with their face.

lex steel: Teaching hiv infected drug addicts not to poke people with infected needles. (it only takes one)

monkey: cbs newscaster


Anyone else have any feel free to add away.