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wtf??? So, if I gotta take a shit, I might slip right into the fucking stink-drink????


Well I don't know about you, but usually I lift the lid and sit on the toilet seat. If you prefer to sit on the lid and shit, I imagine a slippery surface would be the least of your concerns.
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