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Sorry...you're incorrect.

It's "butt pirate," and "turd burglar." Also acceptable would have been:
Ass ranger,
Pussy hater,
Putts from the rough,
Plays for the other team,
Docks the ship in the worng harbor.

Just sayin'.




I don't wanna be all like, you know, shittin on your lawn.

But I maintain Bowel Burglar is the correct term. It is funnier dammit.

Plus it was about "thief", so anything to do with theft is acceptable.


What is the closest synonym to "thief"? I say "bowel burglar" out of the entries so far.

"Butt pirate" is currently running 2nd. I prefer "arse pirate".

"Butt bandit" is 3rd.
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