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#80167 - 01/19/05 07:56 AM Porn Star Escort Stories
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Well since the randi wright escort shit its got me a thinking, i know a few people who post here have mentioned using porn star escorts in the past and i think what happened with some of those would make interesting stories. Granted on the sites it doesn't come right out and say hire for sex thats what most of the people expect. So for those who have done it, how forward was it?,etc. This shit interests me, its either that or more monkey pictures, please don't make me post any more monkey pictures, PLEASE.

Im in favor for a monkey cage fundraiser, we can get all the people who read and post here in the cage to step forward and we all give $10 until we have enough to hire randi for an hour then pick the best NYC cage poster/reader candidate to hire her and get JM to shoot it, real reality porn, its telefantastic. Or perhaps i need more sleep?


Edited by smelly monkey (01/19/05 08:00 AM)
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#80168 - 01/19/05 02:41 PM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
HombresG33 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/18/04
Posts: 9
Loc: The OC
LOL....

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#80169 - 01/19/05 04:13 PM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Well since the randi wright escort shit its got me a thinking, i know a few people who post here have mentioned using porn star escorts in the past and i think what happened with some of those would make interesting stories. Granted on the sites it doesn't come right out and say hire for sex thats what most of the people expect. So for those who have done it, how forward was it?,etc. This shit interests me, its either that or more monkey pictures, please don't make me post any more monkey pictures, PLEASE.

Im in favor for a monkey cage fundraiser, we can get all the people who read and post here in the cage to step forward and we all give $10 until we have enough to hire randi for an hour then pick the best NYC cage poster/reader candidate to hire her and get JM to shoot it, real reality porn, its telefantastic. Or perhaps i need more sleep?




I'll put up the first $100, and I can throw in my sister-in-law's Prozac Prescription (it ain't fuckin working for her anyway.)
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#80170 - 01/20/05 06:00 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
ADT is full of people that have banged amber lynn and the like, where are you guys, i want details otherwise its more monkey pictures.
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#80171 - 01/20/05 07:08 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Slut Wife Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 434
can anyone of you give me the adress of adt forums?
thanks,
Slut Wife
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#80172 - 01/20/05 07:23 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
if you see kay Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 46
Quote:

can anyone of you give me the adress of adt forums?
thanks,
Slut Wife




You posted over there a few days ago, didn't you?

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#80173 - 01/20/05 09:10 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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can anyone of you give me the adress of adt forums?






Why not go to a packed church service dressed as the devil or walk through compton in the full kkk get up, cause thats on the same level as asking that question here.
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#80174 - 01/20/05 10:02 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Slut Wife Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 434
o.k. o.k. sorry, my fault no need to get mean with me.
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#80175 - 01/20/05 11:32 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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o.k. o.k. sorry, my fault no need to get mean with me.





First two "Slutwife" posts I've seen on this board without the "hot kisses" closer. One of them asking for the address of a site where "she" has posted. Wonder what the significance of that is?

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#80176 - 01/20/05 11:51 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Slut Wife Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 434
hot long slow pasionate nasty kisses to all the men of the forum,
SLUT WIFE
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#80177 - 01/20/05 07:21 PM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Hey Monkey I have an idea...Y don't U just look in the talent forum, b/c I know 2 East Coast pornwhores that have told ME(onset)they escort for extra$ & will probably do so for ALOT less then randi
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#80178 - 01/20/05 09:29 PM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

hot long slow pasionate nasty kisses to all the men of the forum,





the fact we all know a guy is posting this gives me the wileys

Quote:

Hey Monkey I have an idea...Y don't U just look in the talent forum





because as soon as step in kami will ban me
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#80179 - 01/20/05 09:36 PM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
i love the monkey

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#80180 - 01/21/05 06:56 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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i love the monkey






No one loves the monkey except for a few close family and friends and the mailman sort of loves me and the guy who delivers my paper used to love me before i had him fired, but besides them no one loves the monkey.
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#80181 - 01/21/05 10:05 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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First two "Slutwife" posts I've seen on this board without the "hot kisses" closer. One of them asking for the address of a site where "she" has posted. Wonder what the significance of that is?





The best was when "she" was trying to arrange a "meeting" between slutwife's "husband" and The Notorious Nicole Brazzle. What I wouldn't give to have a polaroid camera outside that truck stop urinal.
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#80182 - 01/21/05 10:06 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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No one loves the monkey except for a few close family and friends and the mailman sort of loves me and the guy who delivers my paper used to love me before i had him fired, but besides them no one loves the monkey.





For some reason the lyrics to Desperado are coming into my head right now.
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#80183 - 01/21/05 11:12 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

The best was when "she" was trying to arrange a "meeting" between slutwife's "husband" and The Notorious Nicole Brazzle. What I wouldn't give to have a polaroid camera outside that truck stop urinal.




Id say theres a 27% chance that its adt steph, if you look at it hard enough it starts to make sense.

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For some reason the lyrics to Desperado are coming into my head right now.






Id lean more towards new york minute.
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#80184 - 01/21/05 11:44 AM Re: Porn Star Escort Stories
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

The best was when "she" was trying to arrange a "meeting" between slutwife's "husband" and The Notorious Nicole Brazzle. What I wouldn't give to have a polaroid camera outside that truck stop urinal.




Id say theres a 27% chance that its adt steph, if you look at it hard enough it starts to make sense.

Quote:

For some reason the lyrics to Desperado are coming into my head right now.






Id lean more towards new york minute.




Fat Bottom Girls keeps popping up in my mind for some reason.
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