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It REALLY is me...I PROMISE! And thank you for the watch offer, but I just couldn't accept that. The gesture was certainly appreciated though. Thank you for believing me. I'm so lucky to have such wonderful, loyal fans.

Ashton
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LMAO



I knew I couldn't lose with this post. If it really was Ashton, then it would be fun either A) seeing her recognize my sarcasm and telling me to fuck off, or B) having her swallowing the whole bag of bullshit like one of Brandon Iron's hags in AGSOI.

And if it was Monkey posting as Ashton, we xpt tards get more mileage out of the "WATCH" kneeslapper, and I can have some fun with Monkey, who is a cool dude. Of course, being home with the flu on a Saturday night....what the fuck else am I gonna do??? Shit, I am out of cough syrup