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Although I appreciate the exposure of an interview sadly this interview did not happen. You obviously were in attendance to take my photo at Internext you should have had enough courage to introduce yourself and ask for a legitimate interview to post here at xxxporntalk. I would have gladly granted your request. Instead you make up an interview which is completely false, which is odd since you know that I regularly browse this forum. To all of those who read the interview please take note that these are not legitimate quotes from me as 95% of the answers are not even relevant to my life. I expect that many of you have found or will find humor in this thread but to me it is plain horseshit! Anyway, for anyone who does know me or has ever met me they know that I am a kind and responsible person and that I don't appreciate lies and rumors especially of this kind.

Honestly,
Ashton Moore

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Ashton, I am a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY big fan of you, and I think that it is a travesty of the utmost proportions that Smelly Monkey posted this BOGUSLY FAKE FICTITIOUS interview of you. You are so BEAUTIFUL and Sexy , and you do not deserve this.

Even though this particular forum is called "The Monkey Cage",

and comes with the following,

***DISCLAIMER*** The Monkey Cage is about satire. Nothing posted here should ever be considered fact. XXX Porn Talk makes no endorsement of the Monkey or his cage.

I really don't blame you for being upset all!! It sucks to be misquoted or misrepresented. I was also in Vegas at the CES with my own company, and someone overheard me on Saturday complaining about the food at the CISCO Systems (one of my competitors) Friday Night Party at Caesars. The next day, on a popular industry website/rumor mill for Silicon Valley Tech companies, I was mis-quoted as saying Cisco was trying to rid itself of competition by giving its competition Food poisoining!!! Imagine my outrage, because I run and maintain my company's image like you do your adult career, with honesty openess integrity and passion! My company is the Ashton Moore of Silicon valley!!!!

I look forward to your future movies, and if I may be so bold, I would like to give you something personal as a token of my enthusiasm for you and to make up for Smelly Monkey's mean-spirited interview. I would like to send you a Watch that has been in my mother's family for sometime, it was made in Luxembourg in 1894 and worn by my mother's Great Grandmother, then her Grandmother, than her mother (my Grandmother), and finally my mother (who passed away last year in a harmonica factory fire, thus bequeathing the watch to me.) I would be honored if you wore it in your next film (and just so you know, My mother's Great Grandmother obtained the watch from a dead whore in turn-of-the-century Luxembourg so it has a link to the Sex Industry.)

xoxoxoxo