Well it took a while to complete but it was worth it (at least i think so). Here is my Exclusive Interview with porn superstar Ashton Moore, Enjoy



Smelly Monkey: Hi Ashton

Ashton Moore: Hello Monkey

SM: So i will start off with the routine questions. She where are you from?

ASH: Born and raised in Long Beach California.

SM: Really?, I thought Dallas Texas?

ASH: Nope Long Beach all the way.

SM: Okay, caught me a little off guard, how would you describe your childhood?

ASH: Pretty normal, 2 brothers (both older) My father was a truck driver so he was away from home a lot of the time and my mother was a house wife. My brothers were the men of the house while dad was gone so they were very protective of me and we are still very close.

SM: Does your family know what you do for a living and if so how are they with it.

ASH: Well my father passed away before i got into porn but my mother and brothers know. I don't think its what they wanted me to do but they accept it and know im going to do it regardless.

SM: You are known as one of the more tame Jill Kelly girls, why do you think you are given that label.

ASH: because i am (posts LOL), well first off im a mother of 2 beautiful children and their are my top priority and also im a little older then some of the other girls so ive had my fair share of wild nights, weeks and even months when i was a little younger.

SM: Ohh well you are going to have to elaborate on that now, lol.

ASH: LOL. Well i was a real wild child and got into some trouble in my youth. Just the typical stuff, wild parties, leaving home on thursday coming back on tuesday and i spent 6 months in juvenile detention center when i was 16. Running with the wrong crowd, you live and you learn.

SM: That must of been tough and a real eye opening experience.

ASH: It was, i turned my life around, one of the people there responsible was a guard Brittany, who i still talk to this day and have her name tattooed on me to remind me of where ive come from and what it was like.

SM: Okay so how did you go from that to porn?

ASH: Well i finished off high school, then got into stripping to pay the bills and its the only place you can make $2000 a week at 18, a couple of the girls did porn and told me how great it was, the people you meet the money and how if you make it could lead to making a lot more stripping. At this stage i had just had my first child with my hubby the DJ at the club i was stripping at and was thinking about the future.

SM: So who did you first work with and how was it the first time.

ASH: i wasn't nervous at all, and it was brick majors.

SM: Dear god, im sorry to hear that.

ASH: AWWWW why do you say that for?, He is great to work with.

SM: Nigga Please

ASH: LOL.

SM: okay i have to ask from a fans perspective now. Why did you stop doing guys on film?

ASH: I stopped as a sign of respect for my husband and our family.

SM: So why not just perform with your hubby only like Charlie?.

ASH: I don't want him around porn too much.

SM: Okay, time for the fun questions now.

ASH: Okay now im worried

SM: LOL, don't be.

SM: Who has the worst smelling pussy in porn?

ASH: Thats awful, im not going to answer that

SM: ohh come on, they will never know.

ASH: No, i really can't answer that, all the girls look after that department that ive worked with.

SM:Who's your favorite to work with?

ASH: Jenna Haze and Krystal Steal.

SM: Okay for this question pretend your not married. Which male and female celebrities would you like to sleep with most?

ASH: Wow thats a tough one, Girl would be Angelina Jolie.

SM: Every girl picks her, its amazing.

ASH: She is so beautiful, i love her.

SM: Okay and male?

ASH: This is a tough one, ohh i know, Andy Roddick, he is a real cuttie.

SM: Who?

ASH: Andy Roddick, the tennis player

SM: Him?, wow, really?

ASH: Yes

SM: If you were one a deserted island with a cat and a dog, which would you eat first?

ASH: Thats awful, i can't answer that

SM: Look i let you off the pussy question you have to answer this one.

ASH: okay the cat , because i love dogs.

SM: Last question, when you get to heaven, what would you like to hear god say to you?

ASH: Kick your feet up, grab a cocktail and pretty woman starts in 20 minutes.

SM: Thanks

ASH: Your welcome

ASH: Kick your feet up, grab a cocktail and pretty woman starts in 20 minutes.

God I wish that was real.

Great interview but you forgot to ask her digital or analog.

I asked her a few other questions but she didn't want me to make them public which is a shame.

I would like to interview scott fayner next but my platinum interview choice would be the kerkavoes, if they promise to answer every question. Im sure if we can come to that agreement that i could get a tv network to get behind it, perhaps a prime time special, we can shoot it in the osbournes home.

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You forgot to ask about where the hells he got that god awful tattoo that reads "Brittney."

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No i didn't. its in the interview.

Although I appreciate the exposure of an interview sadly this interview did not happen. You obviously were in attendance to take my photo at Internext you should have had enough courage to introduce yourself and ask for a legitimate interview to post here at xxxporntalk. I would have gladly granted your request. Instead you make up an interview which is completely false, which is odd since you know that I regularly browse this forum. To all of those who read the interview please take note that these are not legitimate quotes from me as 95% of the answers are not even relevant to my life. I expect that many of you have found or will find humor in this thread but to me it is plain horseshit! Anyway, for anyone who does know me or has ever met me they know that I am a kind and responsible person and that I don't appreciate lies and rumors especially of this kind.

Honestly,
Ashton Moore

I don't really believe it's Ashton Moore. Is it just monkey stirring up more shit?

Hold off and see if she takes the watch

It REALLY is me...I PROMISE! And thank you for the watch offer, but I just couldn't accept that. The gesture was certainly appreciated though. Thank you for believing me. I'm so lucky to have such wonderful, loyal fans.

Ashton
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Although I appreciate the exposure of an interview sadly this interview did not happen

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Nothing in the interview we did was hurtful or untrue about you ashton so im a little confused as to why you would deny it took place. As for the exposure it is good, who do you think shaped michael jackson career and image from 1993-2002?. Thats right me, and look how that turned out, i rest my case.

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You obviously were in attendance to take my photo at Internext you should have had enough courage to introduce yourself and ask for a legitimate interview to post here at xxxporntalk

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I was and i did, its me steve, remember?. I was playing cards with your husband as you were signing autographs. Hi. As for the interview there you said you were busy adn that we could do it via email, which we did and it was posted here.

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95% of the answers are not even relevant to my life

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Is the pretty woman in heaven comment in the 5%?.

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Anyway, for anyone who does know me or has ever met me they know that I am a kind and responsible person and that I don't appreciate lies and rumors especially of this kind

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Where were you misrepresented in this interview, please point it out?.

Just to be clear, were you the first, tenth, or 100th Steve that I met at the convention. Unfortunately our busy schedule didn't allow us any card playing time. You continue to amaze me with your overly creative imagination. You really should put it to better use. Have you ever thought of being a publicist? At least they get paid for writing stories.

You kill me, seriously

Ashton
www.AshtonMoore.com

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Just to be clear, were you the first, tenth, or 100th Steve that I met at the convention. Unfortunately our busy schedule didn't allow us any card playing time. You continue to amaze me with your overly creative imagination. You really should put it to better use. Have you ever thought of being a publicist? At least they get paid for writing stories.

You kill me, seriously

Ashton

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I made my fortune in sun dried tomatoes so im free to be free. Since you are around, can i ask why you no longer work with dudes?. Also you can clear the air with another interview if you like?.

What could be a better use than the amusement of the xxxpt readers

I think it is ashton, Luke called her when i broke the pregnancy story and she signed up then, could be wrong id say its 85% that its ashton. A web cam picture would be great though. i believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky, anyone got the time?

"from a dead whore in turn-of-the-century Luxembourg so it has a link to the Sex Industry"

holy shit. this really makes me want to seize control of a central-american country, tricking and manipulating people rules. not as much as ruling a narco-democracy through brutality and fear, but close.

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95% of the answers are not even relevant to my life

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Is the pretty woman in heaven comment in the 5%?.

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BTW, Ashton, can you please post some picks of your feet. anus is good, too.