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If you are a porn fan then im sure there has come a point in your life where you have really wanted to give a personal favorite a watch to show how much you appreciate their work BUT have never had the opportunity to. Well now you do, like the salvation army this thread allows you to donate a watch to your porn star of choice and we will pass it along for you, if you don't have a watch but would still like to give one you are in luck, in the monkey gift shop we have some watches made from pasta shells and sliver glitter hand made by the monkey himself, Krystal Steal loves hers. They range from $34.99 to $74.99. (i really need a picture of a porn star looking at a watch or a clear view of a porn star with watch)




Fuck the watch....I'd like to send Jewel and Jenna J. a grandfather clock, that instead of chiming, reverberates everyhour with a deafening simulation of a head-on collision between a Lexus and a Milk Truck...In Jenna's case to symbolize her current career.... and in Jewel's case to symbolize the PR horror-show/car wreck that has become the Jessica Dee fiasco at PXP.
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