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sorry for not being in the mold of the platinum bleached hair, with big fake tits and over-tanned skin. that s the real cliche.



It would hurt me on the inside if you got fake ones.



when's my appointment with the surgeon again??
Oh, right...april 6th.



Of course you would hurt me. I knew you would.

Please tell me you're kidding though. Tell me you're kidding; tell me you're kidding for the flashlight.

Malachi
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Gold grill speaks volumes. I'm here by the grace of Melissa Lauren and to fuck your God