Its been a while and since iver had about 4 hours sleep in the past 3 days i figure putting up meaningless shit that is rumbling around in my head will help that. Umm, ignore everything written before this. T H I S.

Lets go

Joe simpson (father of ashlee and jessica) is the devil, he knows his daughter isn't a good live performer yet he keeps throwing her out to fail, crushing her to make a few extra bucks, never trust a preacher, they will take your money and sleep with your wife. . I'm not sure what i feel worse about, the fact i was jerking off to Della Reese or the fact i was caught jerking off to della Reese (i was tired and if you squint she kinda looks like halle berry, don't judge me you bastards)


Why isn't janine's feature with sean michaels and marcus out yet, what are they waiting for, man eater has sold all its going to sell, i want to see the novelty negro fuck. Garfield is cool. Why hasn't anyone supported my idea of a HIV benefit porn, getting all past performers with the virus to fuck with 80% of the profits going to AIDS charities, marc wallice is back and he is bringing the roxx, lara roxx that is, etc. I wonder how much is exactly in jenna jameson's account, i mean after all the money she spends on bouncers, her designer clothes and the fee her husband charges to be with her. Getting eaten by sharks would suck. Thats all for now, i feel better.

I just got hard reading that... Oh so very hard.

Not only that but you must always remember the number one rule:
Ya gotta wash you ass

Jesus Christ. What the fuck was i thinking.

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Clearly you were thinking about Garfield whilst you looked lovingly at your "wife"

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Not my wife yet, still 6 months until thats official and i could have all kinds of scott peterson like thoughts run through my head between now and then.

More shit needs to be said.


I wonder if there is any footage of a porn chick just freaking out and chopping down on some poor studs twinkle?. I mean its no secret some chicks perform under certain substances, so you have to figure its happened at least once and if it hasn't then i want to get my money on brazzle to be the first if i can. I hate Lex Steele. Fayner is right, tommy lee is a fuck head and who does he think he is ignoring people that he deems to be below him, what the fuck has tommy lee done that a drum fucking machine can't do three times better?. For some reason the thought of jesse jane and fayner fucking is hot to me, then again so is della reese. I saw some weird tsnami ad where the osbournes were asking people for money, i wonder if anyone is actually swayed by them , i mean is anyone going ' well im not sure if i want to donate any money' then the fact sharone osbourne says to give money that changes everything?. If so i would like to meet those people and make them the founding members of this cult im trying to get off the ground.

WOW...U sure R a large bank of useless knowledge j/k..lol

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WOW...U sure R a large bank of useless knowledge j/k..lol

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Just trying to give you all an insight to the shit i have to live with everyday thats how my mind works 23 hours a day 6 days a week. I can't turn off genius no matter how hard i try.

LMAO

i realized i don't even have the ability to think about the possibility of monkey as a person sitting at his computer anymore--just the monkey and the bat grinning like some thyrsus-wielding/pan-ish leader of porn mischeif. at this point, you're a nobody in porn until you have to come here and deny something just plausible enough you can't ignore it.

kyoto's adorable cat icons juxtaposed with the uncut colombian hatred and rage of his posts is something my brain can't come to terms with yet, much like poprocks

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i realized i don't even have the ability to think about the possibility of monkey as a person sitting at his computer anymore--just the monkey and the bat grinning like some thyrsus-wielding/pan-ish leader of porn mischeif. at this point, you're a nobody in porn until you have to come here and deny something just plausible enough you can't ignore it.

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How do you think i feel?. I have to live with the guy, everytime i get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and look up in the mirror all i see is that damn monkey with the bat, like donnie and the weird bunny in donnie darko, except this lasts longer then 90 minutes and is more painful then watching drew barrymore trying to actually act.