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#79405 - 01/14/05 07:02 AM Monkey is getting married
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Yep the day has come, i have finally convinced a woman that its not only a good idea to let me inside her on a regular basis but that waking up to me every morning is something she would like to do. Hooray for me. I must admit being romantic monkey made my skin crawl, im too cynical. I would invite you all, but this isn't ADT.
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#79406 - 01/14/05 07:25 AM Re: Monkey is getting married
GARFIELD Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
LMFAO...
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#79407 - 01/14/05 07:26 AM Re: Monkey is getting married
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I could no longer wait for you to come around Garfield, im sorry.
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#79408 - 01/14/05 08:05 AM Re: Monkey is getting married
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I thought they outlawed these types of Marraiges
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#79409 - 01/14/05 10:44 AM Re: Monkey is getting married
Jamie L. Brian Offline
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Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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I thought they outlawed these types of Marraiges






Some countries are totally fine with it.

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#79410 - 01/14/05 10:58 AM Re: Monkey is getting married
Jamie L. Brian Offline
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Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
Damn, the laws. I'm sure Smelly and Kyoto will be so happy together!






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#79411 - 01/14/05 11:14 AM Re: Monkey is getting married
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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I thought they outlawed these types of Marraiges






Some countries are totally fine with it.




Damn Monkey you didn't say you ere going back to Iraq to get married
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#79412 - 01/14/05 11:15 AM Re: Monkey is getting married
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I've had this one on my hard drive for the longest and now seems as good a time as ever to release it.





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#79413 - 01/14/05 12:02 PM Re: Monkey is getting married
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
you know this means hell stop posting whenever a message board geek gets a life we lose them

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#79414 - 01/14/05 12:10 PM Re: Monkey is getting married
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i smell myself in that statement!
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#79415 - 01/14/05 12:15 PM Re: Monkey is getting married
Jamie L. Brian Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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you know this means hell stop posting whenever a message board geek gets a life we lose them






No Kami don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

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#79416 - 01/14/05 06:16 PM Re: Monkey is getting married
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Kami, chances are we will be divorced in 12 months so its not all bad. I'm so cynical i even expect my own marriage to fail, great start monkey you asshole.
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