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you'd be horrified if you came back here--the city itself kicked out the poor, elderly, and minorities when it got rid of rent control in the mid-1990's. elsie's is long-gone and replaced by stuff like diesel jeans stores. victorians on brattle street can go for 13 million and inman, central and porter are all totally yuppified and nice now.

scorpion bowls.......they're the sketchiest legally kosher thing ever, nobody's ever not been binge-drinking when ordering one. can you imagine a couple on their first date politely enjoying one? nah, it's a bucket of red stuff, chunks of frozen pineapples and vodka from plastic bottles. i love asking what's in it from the waiters--it's invariably "we no give dat out---isssa secret formura".

and i just realized we've got two harvard grads to none i've heard of for adt--jeff, if you're reading this tell your advertisers you want more money, marketering firms will suck dick to reach us. somehow i'm guessing you're not worried about where your next meal is coming from being where you are and having the free time to be here. i'm convinced the core users here are assholes, but smarter than adt's.

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Last time I went back there was 1996, for like half a day...fuck, Elsie's is gone??? Best burgers ever....you could feel the years falling off your life expectancy as you ate an Elsie Burger....

Hong Kong Scorpion Bowls and some of their Barbecued "Neon" Pork will produce the most Fluorescently stunning vomit ....The fucktards in porn who produce gag-vomit spectacles would do well to feed the chicks similar dietary combinations/concoctions. Is that Biker Bar next to the Hong Kong (Bow and Arrow Pub??) still there? They had dartboards when I was there, and my friend once popped some disabled chick's tire on her wheelchair...that incident got us banned for a year, but was runner-up in the Qunicy House drunken-escapades awards for 1990.

I used to chat with homeless people outside the Au Bon Pain, and there was always a debate about "cleaning up the square" when I was there. Some of us vigorously stood up for the homeless and their right to be there, I even found conversation with some of the homeless in the Square to often be far more interesting and entertaining than my fellow students (fucking elitist Bourgeoise Nerd Snob no-life no-clue shitheads..... ) I always gave the homeless money for BOOZE when they asked, none of that "well, I wont give you money but I will buy you a hamburger or cup of coffee" bullshit.

My rule of thumb is never drop the H-bomb unless I ABSOLUTELY have to (such as if it actually means the difference in nailing some hot 22 yr old intern from a competitor....stuff like that.)